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Boldly Going: A Practical Guide To First Contact With Alien Species, And How To Have Hot Kinky Sex With Them As Quickly And Safely As Possible

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Description

For as long as mankind has cast their eyes to the stars, knowing that other worlds exist in the vast sea of our universe, we have wondered... are there space-hotties up there, and how can we bang them?

Unfortunately science has not yet answered that first question to our complete satisfaction, but through the power of the Human imagination the answer to the second is now within our grasp. Science Fiction has provided us with a vast array of hypothetical alien species with which to potentially bump uglies with and this book shall explore some of the more popular ones, along with some general advice that's just super useful to know.

If you ever needed someone to tell you not to have sex with a Xenomorph, this is the book for you. Or maybe you were looking for help with wooing a Super Logical Space Elf? Perhaps you saw the Gangster Space Slugs and decided, hey, maybe I'd look good in a slave girl costume? If you've ever needed straight up advice about knocking boots with fictional aliens, well, you've needed this book.

Boldly Going is a funny, lighthearted look at how a particularly amorous spacefaring individual of any gender or sexual preference might go about achieving sexual satisfaction with any alien species. It's designed to make you laugh, and think. Or in some cases... not think.

Boldly Going: A Practical Guide To First Contact With Alien Species, And How To Have Hot Kinky Sex With Them As Quickly And Safely As Possible
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  • $2.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humour
  • Published: 03 April 2014
  • Publisher: David Adams
  • Seller: Draft2Digital, LLC
  • Print Length: 23 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: This book can only be viewed on an iOS device with Apple Books on iOS 12 or later, iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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