Rule No.5: No Sex on the Bus
Confessions of a Tour Leader
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Crew Manual Rule No. 5 : Crew must not engage in sexual activity on board the bus with passengers or fellow employees.Crew Manual Rule No.2 : learn all names on day one.Crew Manual Rule No.3 : don't get lost.But then, who follows the rules?Brian Thacker confesses all as he reveals the best (and worst) of 20 trips as a tour leader around Europe. He tells how he fed passengers horse meat spag bog, hamburgers made from breakfast cereal and roosters' testicles. How he left a passenger standing by the side of a motorway in France for three hours in his underwear clutching a purple toothbrush and how, along the way, he lost his driver, his cook, his bus, 10 brightly coloured canal bikes, a large church and eventually his patience.