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Sam, Jake and Dylan Want Money: Episode 1 - Black Market Prawns

This book can be downloaded and read in iBooks on your Mac or iOS device.

Description

These are the adventures of Sam, Jake and Dylan, three degenerate losers who live on the 42nd floor of Hazy Towers, the worst apartment block in the known universe. They don't have jobs, or buy food, or ever pay a single cent of rent to their spineless landlord, Mr Hayes, because it's so much cheaper just to slam the door in his pitiful face. Still, government handouts only buy so much booze, and the boys are always looking for a crazy way to make a buck.

In Episode One - Black Market Prawns - Jake strikes a deal with a dodgy mariner to acquire one tonne of prawns illegally obtained from the horribly polluted harbour. Sounds like a good way to earn some coin, but during the height of Summer and without adequate refrigeration, the race is on to offload the goods before the funk really settles in.

Will Sam, Jake and Dylan convince the suspiciously smiling owner of the crappy restaurant downstairs to buy their ripening stock? Or perhaps their brand new recipe for Prawnshakes ('Prawns and milk, together at last') will prove a big hit with the unsuspecting public? Find out the answers to these, and other weird questions you never would have thought to ask, in the stupid tale that is Black Market Prawns.

Written by Australian comedian and fantasy author, Sam Bowring.

Customer Reviews

Hilarious and chaotic

This is totally off the wall in a good way, very funny

HILARIOUS!

I repeat, Absolutely hilarious! Original and an easy read, I highly recommend this book to anyone hoping to escape reality and indulge in the quirky and outrageous lives of Sam, Jake and Dylan.

Very funny!

Loved this - mad as hell, but very funny.

Sam, Jake and Dylan Want Money: Episode 1 - Black Market Prawns
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  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Fiction & Literature
  • Published: 27 January 2016
  • Publisher: Sam Bowring
  • Seller: Smashwords
  • Print Length: 45 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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