Hamish Blake & Zoë Foster Blake
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Wouldn't it be great if there was a textbook with clear lessons on clever dating and how to build that Perfect Relationship? One that tells it straight but lets you laugh at yourself too? One that leaves you with your dignity and your personality intact? There is! Hint: Turn this book over. See?
Zoë Foster Blake, relationships guru, provides whip-smart step-by-step lessons in successful romancing, with male commentary from self-confessed male, Hamish Blake.
From 'Never Drink and Text' to the secrets of avoiding the 'Thai and Tracksuit Pants Curse' and the meaning of 'Engaging the Apricot', Textbook Romance is essential reading for every girl looking for love that lasts.
Save your money.
Don't waste your money.
Thought there might be some nice relationship tips, instead I got preached at by the admittedly very funny Zoe, about how my value to guys is based on how long I ignore them for while looking fabulous. I've never played the ridiculous games in this book and have enjoyed successful and loving relationships with guys who didn't assume that because I called first, I wasn't worth chasing. Read till the end just to see if she got less delusional and condescending. She didn't.
A Must Read For All Women
Everything Zoe says in this book is spot on and eye-opening. I am constantly re-reading this book when I find myself obsessing over some unobtainable guy and need a refresher in self confidence/love. Zoe is a genius/wizard/master of Witt. Not like any other love guide!