31 episodes

Travel broadens the mind. Naz disagrees. As a stand-up comedian he spends a lot of his life on the road and for him, travel sucks.

Delays, terrible food, strange beds, hotel neighbours ‘getting to know each other’ are just some of the pitfalls that make him want to stay at home.

Together with fellow stand-ups from Australia, and elsewhere, he’ll convince you on this ABC Radio Comedy podcast to burn your passport and stay the hell at home.

Burn Your Passport with Nazeem Hussain ABC listen

    • Comedy
    • 4.6 • 213 Ratings

Travel broadens the mind. Naz disagrees. As a stand-up comedian he spends a lot of his life on the road and for him, travel sucks.

Delays, terrible food, strange beds, hotel neighbours ‘getting to know each other’ are just some of the pitfalls that make him want to stay at home.

Together with fellow stand-ups from Australia, and elsewhere, he’ll convince you on this ABC Radio Comedy podcast to burn your passport and stay the hell at home.

    Matt Okine, Ari Eldjarn, Air travel

    Matt Okine, Ari Eldjarn, Air travel

    We are back! For the third series! Matt Okine! The perils of Air BNB profiles! Ari Eldjarn! Working on a plane! Travel STILL sucks!

    • 32 min
    Andy Zaltzman, Claire Hooper, Children

    Andy Zaltzman, Claire Hooper, Children

    A guide to travelling with young kids, the 'glamour' of being a sports blogger and how to deliver your own child.

    • 32 min
    Kyle Kinane, Kat Stewart, Parents

    Kyle Kinane, Kat Stewart, Parents

    Nothing says 'relax' more than being in a new, confined space in a foreign country with the people who love you no matter what. Right?!

    • 33 min
    Fern Brady, Mark Wilson, Drugs

    Fern Brady, Mark Wilson, Drugs

    Hard questions are asked like: How to get to sleep on planes, what really goes on in rock star tour buses and what to do if you're woken up by a sniffer dog.

    • 32 min
    Sean Patton, Sophie Willan, Mental Health

    Sean Patton, Sophie Willan, Mental Health

    This episode is all about mental health, flying grief-inducing long distance, learning to live with your anxiety and joining the Illuminati.

    • 35 min
    Guy Montgomery, Nikki Britton, Sick

    Guy Montgomery, Nikki Britton, Sick

    This episode is siiiiick, literally, we've got broken legs, plane seat seizures and emergency dental works. Three good reasons never to travel.

    • 32 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
213 Ratings

213 Ratings

Joyce70 ,

Better late than never!

I am binging this podcast in May 2020 but it is more relevant than ever! I love it, Nazeem is so funny! I highly recommend listening from the first to the last.!

Huffypeg ,

LOL

I haven’t done much traveling and this podcast isn’t helping me want to get out of armchair but its giving me lots of chuckles. Love the stories. Nazeem is a great interviewer and love his laugh

RRR gal ,

The best

One of the funniest and most enjoyable podcasts. I listened to all the episodes in 3 days and now can’t wait for S4. How ever long the wait, will be too long. Nazeem is very entertaining!

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