COUSINOCRACY | Advice you never needed
By Bernard Budel, Tony O'Sullivan
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Two cousins, Bernard & Tony, have been telling others how to live their lives for years. Now through the magic of the internet, this wisdom can be spread to the entire globe (excluding North Korea.) Send them your life issues, the problems, the situations you need advice on and you may get an answer. Not necessarily a good answer, but an answer all the same.
||ExplicitEp 43 – It’s all your fault Tommy||In what could be the final installment of Cousinocracy (in it’s current format) the cousins tackle the last of humanities problems; How to make an unbeatable argument from an unwinnable position Whether to lose your legs or become fused to your cou||28 5 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 42 – Nappy Bombing the Neighbours||Finding a way to turn your poop machine baby into a weapon of mass disruption is what we do best here at Cousinocracy. And we use this tactic to help out a regular old dude sort out his slightly louder than necessary neighbors. This week we also offer a||1 5 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 41 – Swinging into the Kitchen||Are Aussies less polite in general? Are Swingers parties life or death situations? Can Tony somehow find three linking puns for all of our issues to solve this week? – Probably No (to all) but listen anyway, it is really fun I swear. And hey, we can s||23 4 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 40 – Deadly Merging Washing Machines||What happens when you cross routine commutes and livestock? Only one way to find out – listen to Episode 40 of Cousinocracy! This week we tackle some tough challenges including – but not limited to- purchasing whiteware and driving on the motorway.||19 4 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 39 – Michael Bolton’s New Job||Sober, rested, and ready for more advice. The cousins are back and this week we are helping people settle into their new jobs, help lovely sounding first time tourists and attempting to deal with those damn dirty Cinema Texters. Fun Fact, B******t Act||11 4 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 38 – Drunken Secret Sauce||So your two favourite cousins head out of town to another cousins wedding, what do you do? Get drunk and record an episode that’s what! With three incredible bits of advice, including songwriting (Tony sings a shocker,) getting your clothes back and||4 4 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 37 – Secret Sauce||Ever wondered how bad Bernard & Tony were when they first started Cousinocracy all those weeks back? Wonder no more. This week, due to shifting geographic existences (travel) we have been unable to record a show, what we do have is the trial run we did||27 3 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 36 – Hungover Canadian Cats||Ever wanted an excuse to start an international incident? Ever found yourself in a compromising position while trying to locate your lost cat? Ever wondered just how many people in the world are drunk at this very moment? Then this is the podcast for||19 3 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 35 – Stale Honesty||High intensity mediocrity from the boys this week as Bernard tackles some interesting issues and Tony tackles his desire for sleep (no he is not on sedatives this week, he is just sleepy.) Advice was dished in between all the mindless drivel, including||13 3 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEp 34 – Bernard, Interrupted||Ever asked yourself the question, Is Bernard slightly possessed by a slightly ticked off demon? Well today you may get the answer you seek on this ever present question. Also we help tackle the burning issues of when to contact after a date, when to||26 2 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
Two funny Kiwis
Hilarious, confusing and occasionally helpful.
Finally an advice show that dispenses practice advice.
Fabricating a suitcase out of duct tape? Pure genius! 5/5