Dice Paper Role - A Dungeons & Dragons 5e Podcast
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Welcome to Dice Paper Role, a weekly Dungeons & Dragons podcast. **WARNING** This podcast contains the following: - Random, warped, and dark senses of humour - An apundance of lame jokes - Hijinks and antics - Adult themes and loads of swearing - High level of nerd factor - Original home-brewed narrative - Frequent references to pop culture - Epic combat descriptions - Aussie accents - A fresh new DM every 10 or so episodes, so you never get bored! Join us on this journey of high production value, original music and original artwork created weekly by cast members and delivered fresh to your eye and ear holes. Hundreds of goblins and other fearsome creatures were harmed in the making of this podcast. We are not sorry. Let's play some D&D! Roll for initiative...
||ExplicitDPR Ep 25 - Snatch's New Pants||Christ on a bike we have a good show for you. We here at DPR have been twerking wirelessly bringing you what you want. We’ve been at the annual Tumpty bake off for their sequicentenial celebrations, we’ve been to the Crosswinds delta looking into...||17 2 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 24 - A Matter of Life and Death||This week DPR are broadcasting from the Depths of Despair at their third annual charity sack race. Will Glont The Mighty Immolator be able to defend his hard-won title? Or will one of his host of challengers hop themselves to glory in the name of some..||10 2 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 23 - Deus Rex Machina||Tradition dictates much of our lives. The milestones we choose to celebrate, the aspirations we work towards, the very structure of our lives is shaped by tradition. But who decided? Why did they know better? And when has a tradition passed its use by..||3 2 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 22 - Between a Rock and a Bard’s Face||Romfong Blimplenibbs speaks... After 31 long years of wrongful imprisonment within the feared cells of LorgGol, this week Ms. Blimplenibbs was at last released. Romfong tells her brutal story in full for the first time, in this uncensored DPR...||27 1 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 21 - A Familiar Face||DPR brings you an exclusive preview of the long awaited 13th studio album of legendary experimental rockers Primus. ‘Sluice out the Turd’ is the album that barely got made, mainly due to the band’s crippling Pokémon Go addiction. Luckily for...||20 1 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 20 - The Ol' Ambush Reach Around||What’s the value of a true friend? This week on DPR we find out by selling our good mate Eamonn’s organs for bitcoin. Also Shanzelar Bansbury deprives herself of sleep for your entertainment, and for the first time on the airwaves we bring you a...||13 1 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 19 - One Does Not Simply Walk Out of a Goblin Warcamp||This week we bring you tales from the guards of R.H.E.E.M. Sgt. Brownlips and Constable Crumberstool are back and sweatier than ever as they go undercover with the Flushpumper gang, attempting to take down the notorious Biscuits Laxman and his...||6 1 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 18 - A Hard Bexit||A New Year, a new you! Are you sick and tired of waking up doing the same old job being the same old boring Andrew? You’re not alone, everyone hates being Andrew. DPR brings you an exclusive report on the life swapping trade. We meet Bimbers...||30 12 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 17 - Send in the Clowns||Merry Hogsbreakfast from DPR! This week we bring in the holiday season by reporting directly from the sidelines of the traditional Shadefall Cockatrice races - which festive Coc will you back this year? Big Red? The Purple Thunder? Jowly Jefferson? -...||23 12 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 16 - The Phoenix||Caught between a roc and a hard place? Lost your arms in battle? Never thought you’d live long enough to need a pension but now all you can afford is the occasional quince? Call us at Wombidge, Wombidge, Bilson, and Borge and we’ll be sure to find..||16 12 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 15 - Oriki's Sore Throat||A lonely coin in a beggar’s cup, two infants in winter without any shoes, three lifetimes of indentured servitude...This is what the “Twelve Days of Christmas” may have been like had it been written by Charles Dickens. Of course it wasn’t, and..||9 12 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 14 - Devala's Behest||This week on Dedicated to Profit Radio: an exclusive interview with Pisson Erbak Bobblebottom - the Gnome bard you might know from such hits as "My Faithful Shitland Pony", "Stew", and "Coconuts Have So Many Uses". We hear his take on the current...||2 12 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 13 - An Odour to Walt||Hey. Hey, you. Yeah you. Stand yourself up. Go on, get yourself up....good. When’s the last time you looked in the mirror? I mean had a really good proper look, objectively? Whaddya see? Whaddya see there? Imagine you were meeting yourself for the...||25 11 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 12 - Of Werewolves & Wobble Boards||This week on DPR we explore the broader causality of it all. What made it? Who made it? and Why is milk so cheap? Stick around for the third hour as we dive into the ethics of Bluumber Ponching the Snude, the latest craze amongst the kiddy crab men of..||18 11 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 11 - A Hard Glaive's Knight||This week on DPR: We go undercover into the dark and hairy underground world of Halfling bacon smugglers. High demand for second breakfast and an unstable pork supply drive this lucrative black market trade. For the first time, hear exclusive...||11 11 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 10 - The Lady of Greymead||We welcome DPR's newest host, Bonston Quimensack, as he gets sensual with a brand new program. This week he's chatting to trout farmer and massive racist Pewpers Gondersnoot about her life and surname - which it turns out means 'biscuit' in her native..||4 11 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 9 - A Friend in Greymead is a Friend Indeed||Sandals vs Thongs. The ultimate casual footwear showdown. It really comes down to whether you are comfortable with that bit that sits between your toes. Listen in to hear our expert panel nail down the facts with Cobbler and renowned foot fetishist...||28 10 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 8 - If The Glaive Fits||Crack out the tissues Peristerophiles, this week DPR goes bird watching! It's all things avian as we broadcast from the 405th annual 'Bompy Bird and Pickle Festival'. Hosted once again by our very own esteemed feather fanciers: Bill "The Bird" Bubbage..||21 10 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 7 - Booyagh||To prick the sausage or not to prick the sausage? Is there an issue more divisive? This week DPR chats with butcher and big time meat bag Pierce Snagman from the No campaign who claims that sausage juice cures cancer, although he does admit he may be...||14 10 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 6 - "Less talk, more CHARGE!"||This week we come to you live from multi-millionaire lich, Bo Bofner's mansion, for the annual Pinup Ghoul of the year awards! The pageant will once again be judged by the controversial Xanathar, who last year spectacularly awarded the top prize to...||7 10 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 5 - A Pack a Day||DPR Unplugged brings you an acoustic set from the one and only Snatch Perimeter. Reunited after 133 bitter years with the surviving members of The Electric Justice, they play stripped back renditions of all their classics. Hear "Scunder's Pleasure" or..||28 9 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 4 - Into the Forest||Spring has sprung! The birds are singing, the people are sneezing, and it's time to get your thumbs ready as this week DPR brings you an HOUR LONG DOMESTIC SPECIAL! We've got dishcloths, we've got brushes, we've got a guy named Kylie, it's going to be..||23 9 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 3 - From the Ashes of Linborough||Twins. Is there always an evil one? What if they were evil to begin with? Is there always a good twin? We meet Adorf and Borf, twins who claim that neither of them is evil, the dwarf's throat had already been slit well before they'd arrived and they...||16 9 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 2 - An Early Check Out||This week DPR meet with Linborough's volunteer fire brigade as they enjoy a well earned holiday BBQ in celebration of two years without serious incident in the lovely little town of Linborough. We also speak to Stamen Bulbson who tells an amusing...||9 9 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDPR Ep 1 - "Welcome! Hello, my people"||Welcome to DPR, the best Dedicated to Profit Radio station in all the realm. We come to you from Linborough, a peaceful town nestled on the edge of the Hastewood, west of Greymead. We meet local entrepreneur and well known fire salesman Blaise...||2 9 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
Super fun podcast. I'm a DnD noob but the DPR guys drew me in.
A fun listen
These guys are funny and also very talented. If you're into D&D you're bound to enjoy this podcast. I can't wait to see where this group of characters ends up.
Funny and insightful
Am playing warhammer as a table top game at the moment. This podcast is making me seriously consider getting into D&D. Hilarious and engaging.