Turd of Mouth
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Two easily distracted idiots review ridiculous reviews in a podcast you'll wish was less frequent than weekly.
||ExplicitEpisode 10 - Don't Ever Never||It's the final episode of season one, and it's a cracker! People with no idea about Ikea, food confusion across the drink, a loose opinion on Grease, a revealing review of the 50 Shades sequel gets super dark, and True or Poo ends with a splash. It's been real, folks. See you next season.||23 9 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 9 - Prisoners of Pacific Dawn||Hang in there, we're almost done. The penultimate episode of season one brings lols about lines, stress on the seas, and bad vibes about Vivid. Oh, and on tight for a plop twist in this week's True or Poo.||22 9 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 8 - The Dirty Stain||Another round of ridiculing the ridiculous best picks from Tom's trip to Europe (did he mention he'd been to Europe?) as we attempt to interpret reviews left by weary travellers making their way in the world today. Trust us, it takes everything they've got. Plus, True or Poo gets a bit potty-mouth.||23 6 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 7 - A Nest of Harpies||Tom's back from his fancy pants trip around Europe, you might hear him mention it once or twice. He brought gifts back with him, in the form of some of the weirdest reviews we've ever seen. There's so much European gold we want you to hear, we decided to split the reviews over two shows, so expect more madness in episode 8. Oh, and you'll never guess who wins True or Poo this time!||17 6 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 6 - The Little Ones||The meta theme continues with a bit more podcastception as we look at reviews for a couple of our favourite shows. We also hear the result of Tom's research into a "laptop shield" designed to protect your parts from radiation. As usual, there's another round of True or Poo, but will Tom's luck change and land him a win this time? Doubtful.||5 5 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 5 - Clean People Are Nice||In our fifth episode of this not-so-weekly podcast we look at some reviews of an iconic Australian building (yep, that one), and reach an awkward conclusion about the reviewer of a vacuum cleaner that, well..........sucks. We also have our most confusing "True or Poo" segment so far.||15 4 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 4 - The Five Foot Girl||This week's reviews include a big mattress problem for a self-proclaimed short girl, and a confused PC user complaining about desktop software on the iOS App Store. We also introduce yet another new segment, called "Our Reviews" (guess what it's about), because it's been a whole episode since we had a new segment.||9 3 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 3 - Drunk Girl on a Train||Episode three sees the return of "overly positive reviews from +1", now with the new title of "Sub-par-tner Reviews", and with it's very own theme tune. In this week's reviews we dig in to IMDB for a highly detailed but confusingly misguided verdict of the widely popular book/movie "Girl on a Train", and we tackle several short but positive reviews left on an Etsy store with a deeply disturbing product range.||14 2 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 2 - Poor Luke Cage||This week we force-choke a Rogue One review, discover Luke Cage's dirty secrets, and introduce a new segment with the catchy working title of "overly positive reviews from +1" where we also reveal exactly why our partners leave reviews.||9 2 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 1 - The Awkward Pilot||Two easily distracted idiots review ridiculous reviews in a podcast you'll wish was less frequent than weekly. 5/7 would listen again. Put the pilot episode in your ears right now.||14 1 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
Listening to this should be mandatory!
For reels. Real talk. Like, this podcast should be in the curriclum for all educational facilities worldwide. I've learned so much about ridiculous reviews, household detergents, cinema etiquette, and how to truly be myself. I'm living the life I dreamed.
Muchos thumbs up
Ace Podcast! Neil and Tom's on and off topic rambling are well worth a listen. Love it :)
The best thing you can do for yourself.
Warning: listening in public requires a firmly fixed adult diaper.