You're Welcome with Mel and Patience
By Mel Buttle & Patience Hodgson
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You're Welcome is Mel Buttle and Patience Hodgson's advice corner, ask us anything, we love to solve your problems.
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 23||Where's the cranny granny? I think I have a bladder problem, HALP! I'm an 18 year old native NZ'r and I am holidaying in Brisbane. Where should I go? Dear Mel and Patience, I've just been told that my Grandfather only has 6 months to live. Do you guys h||7 3 2013||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 22||I'm starting high school and need some tips! Why do we think of New Zealanders as second class citizens (controversial!)? I'm 23 and have been dating my high school sweetheart for 6 years. My heart's starting to stray and I need some advice. I'm a young||18 2 2013||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 21||Up The Shops or Down The Shops, Mel needs some language advice. I clocked a dodgy looking blokes taking photos of people and laughing, what would you have done in this situation? Patience, before The Grates got famous, would you have considered dating s||11 12 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 20||A very special pharmaceutical You're Welcome with Living Legend (and pharmacist) Emma. Mel asks Patience about STI checks. Fluconazole vs. Yogurt... where?!? Do you want me to embarrass myself when I by butt cream accidentally at the cosmetics counter?||20 11 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 19||Mel and Pae solve your life! Part 2 of the 'Scab Gobbler' with John Patterson. Homesickness blues, where there's no kangaroos. I saw a giant poo and now I don't know what to do! Plus no 'number twos' while nervous so how do I continue this service (on S||2 11 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 18||Mel asks for some hair advice and Patience tells of her fantasy hair colour. Help! I am a secret vegetarian, how do I 'come out of the closet' to my folks and boyfriend. I'm 18 and still haven't had my first kiss. I think we have a 'Mrs Eyeball' type ca||17 9 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 17||I'm in year 12 and need 'dress up' ideas from 90s era TV. What to do if you have a prosthetic leg covered in fingernails and eyeballs? Is there a safe way to wear white swimwear. Why do some cans at the supermarket not have ring pulls. Paranormal exper||12 9 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 16||Patience asks Mel for some sensitive Bridesmaids advice. Vicky needs help dressing 1920s for her University Ball. Kate needs to know how to store bread correctly. Kit wants to bring haters to their knees. Rachael mistakenly bought a pair of pageant moth||29 8 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 15||Mel and Patience's 3rd ever live podcast! Recorded live 6:05pm Brisbane time 15/8/2012.||15 8 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 14||Mel and Patience's 2nd ever live podcast! Recorded live 5:30pm Brisbane time 2/8/2012.||1 8 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 13||Mel and Patience's 1st ever live podcast! Recorded live 4:30pm Brisbane time 18/7/2012.||18 7 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 12||Special Guest - Raven Hodgson! Mel has to let a friend down - how should she do it? Fake argument? Free Kitchen Aid? Being an Aunty - how to be a baller babysitter. What should I study in high school? Math or fun? Cardigans - they're not a game. Where||4 7 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 11||The new cat has serious consequences for Patience - is she being single white feline'd? Chokos! A wartime classic, but any ideas for using them in culinâirè 2012? Busted leg, at home with the folks... I got no joy! Ladies help please? I'm moving to Br||20 6 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 10||Ladies, I possess no cookery skills but have gone cray for toffee apples, can you help me take this obsession to the next level? Toffee fruit? Patience do you have any magic balms for adult acne? Hola gurlfrens, I'm an American who seeks sun advice from||6 6 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 9||18, out of the closet but in trouble with the folks! They just aren't convinced I'm actually gay. Who are we gonna call? Terry Hodgson. Advice from an actual parent, you're welcome. Mel has insanely itchy legs that can keep her awake at night. What weir||23 5 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 8||The elephant in the room. Could 'Board Game Bars' be a hit in Australia? I'm young, single and beginning IVF a.s.a.p. but my mother is chagrined. Is my band name rad or sad? I love a legit 'perfect' but already taken guy... should I move on or put the||9 5 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 7||Emotional manipulation OMG! My hairdresser hacked too hard and it's party season, help me restore my confidence. I need an injection of new slang words to impress peeps with. Sixteen and stressed out, ladies help me manage. I've been chosen to represent||25 4 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 6||Is there a Doctor in the house? YES! Special guest Lindsay 'The Doctor' McDougall (ironically he's sick). Patience asks Lindsay for album writing advice. We help out a 16 year old slaving away in a fish n chip shop. Lindsay tells us about his first job!||11 4 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 5||Mel gets advice on lentil cookery from Patience. Special guest Comedian Josh Earl! What should we call our indie, semi-acoustic punk band? Girls always break up with me because I’m too nice, what should I do? I don’t have much money, how can I party||28 3 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 4||Tom Ballard from Triple J is our special guest! Could you be a good f*g hag? I don’t want to go to university, what do I tell my parents? Question of The Week! Did I go to far when I urinated in a girl’s hat at Fall’s Festival? What names did we g||14 3 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 3||John Patterson from The Grates asks us how to deal with telemarketers. We give advice on how to audition for drag roles in musicals. Asking strangers out, how to remove the creep factor. Patience and Mel have both been asked out by Americans. Smoothie t||28 2 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 2||Qantas Club etiquette. We invent the faux blow to solve any problem. Where should I go on my around the world trip, packing tips? Who would we go gay for? Money saving tips for people who’ve recently left home. Someone I like has become single, when a||14 2 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitYou're Welcome - Episode 1||Should you follow back on twitter? How do you tell someone you want to pash them? Can you over coddle a dog? Should I work for the government or stay at uni? I don't want to be an introvert how can I change? A guy asked for my number but hasn't called?||30 1 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
Love The Minutes and it's great to see their "You're Welcome" segment spin off into its own show. Super helpful and super funny - an advice show done well!
You're going to be so welcome!
Do you like hot comedians? Do like hot musicians? Do you like advice? All 3 are available in this tidy podcast!
This erudite but hilarious podcast is the digital audio equivalent of someone bringing you free piles of cake! Mel and Patience are genuinely cool, awesome and completely in tune with both 'the young people' and fine manners and politeness of olden days past. They work their wily magic on topical questions posed by their fans and listeners, and then aptly share out their special brands of good humour, worthy experience and sage (or basil) advice. Thank you for the goodwill, ladies!