Description

Barney Miller (Hal Linden) is the patient and wise captain of a New York City police station whose daily attempts at maintaining his sanity are challenged by ongoing red tape and paperwork, a quirky staff and the steady stream of suspects and witnesses passing through the 12th Precinct headquarters.

Barney's detectives bring their own unique personalities to the mix, including naive Wojciehowicz; sophisticated and ambitious Harris; intellectual Dietrich — with his arcane Freudian explanations — and long-winded Chief Inspector Luger. Together they face unpredictable adventures and bizarre assignments with professional dedication and an essential sense of the absurd.

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Description

Barney Miller (Hal Linden) is the patient and wise captain of a New York City police station whose daily attempts at maintaining his sanity are challenged by ongoing red tape and paperwork, a quirky staff and the steady stream of suspects and witnesses passing through the 12th Precinct headquarters.

Barney's detectives bring their own unique personalities to the mix, including naive Wojciehowicz; sophisticated and ambitious Harris; intellectual Dietrich — with his arcane Freudian explanations — and long-winded Chief Inspector Luger. Together they face unpredictable adventures and bizarre assignments with professional dedication and an essential sense of the absurd.

    • Episode 1

    Ramon

    Captain Barney Miller not only has to cope with his wife nagging him to move to the country, but upon arriving at work, a gun-toting teenage addict who is holding his police officers hostage.

    • 22 Minutes

    Captain Barney Miller not only has to cope with his wife nagging him to move to the country, but upon arriving at work, a gun-toting teenage addict who is holding his police officers hostage.

    • 22 Minutes
    • Episode 2

    Experience

    Barney has problems trying to talk Detective Fish out of early retirement, while at the same time he has to find a bomber who is targeting public buildings. With the Commissioner breathing down his neck, Barney needs a lead on the bomber.

    • 25 Minutes

    Barney has problems trying to talk Detective Fish out of early retirement, while at the same time he has to find a bomber who is targeting public buildings. With the Commissioner breathing down his neck, Barney needs a lead on the bomber.

    • 25 Minutes
    • Episode 3

    Snow Job

    During a snowstorm, Chano picks up an exhibitionist - the thinly-clad Mr. Farber - at a bus stop and Wojehowicz agrees to keep a department store's receipts overnight because of an armoured car drivers' strike.

    However, pandemonium breaks out at the station when Farber tries to do away with himself and some of the money in Wojehowicz' custody disappears.

    • 24 Minutes

    During a snowstorm, Chano picks up an exhibitionist - the thinly-clad Mr. Farber - at a bus stop and Wojehowicz agrees to keep a department store's receipts overnight because of an armoured car drivers' strike.

    However, pandemonium breaks out at the station when Farber tries to do away with himself and some of the money in Wojehowicz' custody disappears.

    • 24 Minutes
    • Episode 4

    Graft

    Barney's men are accused of corruption and the squad is under surveillance after a former member of the squad joins Internal Affairs, the department’s self-policing unit.

    • 24 Minutes

    Barney's men are accused of corruption and the squad is under surveillance after a former member of the squad joins Internal Affairs, the department’s self-policing unit.

    • 24 Minutes
    • Episode 5

    The Courtesans

    Wojehowicz goes to Barney for advice when he becomes infatuated with one of the prostitutes he arrested at Rose's "Village-A-Go-Go". Barney is worried that his interest may be construed as harassment.

    • 25 Minutes

    Wojehowicz goes to Barney for advice when he becomes infatuated with one of the prostitutes he arrested at Rose's "Village-A-Go-Go". Barney is worried that his interest may be construed as harassment.

    • 25 Minutes
    • Episode 6

    The Stakeout

    Barney and his squad are assigned to the narcotics division to help with a major drugs stake-out, but are worried that their cover will be blown by nosy neighbours.

    • 25 Minutes

    Barney and his squad are assigned to the narcotics division to help with a major drugs stake-out, but are worried that their cover will be blown by nosy neighbours.

    • 25 Minutes
    • Episode 7

    The Bureaucrat

    David Wayne guest stars as a hard-drinking Washington bureaucrat who gets drunk in Barney's precinct and becomes an overnight guest in the squad room cell.

    • 22 Minutes

    David Wayne guest stars as a hard-drinking Washington bureaucrat who gets drunk in Barney's precinct and becomes an overnight guest in the squad room cell.

    • 22 Minutes
    • Episode 8

    Ms. Cop

    The new woman cop assigned to Barney's precinct is not happy when she is given the menial typing jobs while all the other detectives are out capturing bank robbers.

    • 25 Minutes

    The new woman cop assigned to Barney's precinct is not happy when she is given the menial typing jobs while all the other detectives are out capturing bank robbers.

    • 25 Minutes
    • Episode 9

    The Vigilante

    After several muggings take place in the local neighbourhood, the police find themselves being assisted by a man who is beating up the muggers. After Chano arrests the vigilante, Mr. Escobar, Barney's boss, Lugar, and the District Attorney want to press charges.

    • 25 Minutes

    After several muggings take place in the local neighbourhood, the police find themselves being assisted by a man who is beating up the muggers. After Chano arrests the vigilante, Mr. Escobar, Barney's boss, Lugar, and the District Attorney want to press charges.

    • 25 Minutes
    • Episode 10

    The Guest

    Barney's squad has the job of protecting Schuster (guest star Herb Edelman), a government witness who has turned against the mob and needs police protection to ensure his safety.

    • 25 Minutes

    Barney's squad has the job of protecting Schuster (guest star Herb Edelman), a government witness who has turned against the mob and needs police protection to ensure his safety.

    • 25 Minutes
    • Episode 11

    The Escape Artist

    Harry the Snitch tells Barney that escape artist Charlie Jefferson (guest star Roscoe Lee Browne) is hiding out in the area. After the squad capture him, Barney's problem is keeping Charlie in the precinct jail until he is picked up by the prison authorities.

    • 25 Minutes

    Harry the Snitch tells Barney that escape artist Charlie Jefferson (guest star Roscoe Lee Browne) is hiding out in the area. After the squad capture him, Barney's problem is keeping Charlie in the precinct jail until he is picked up by the prison authorities.

    • 25 Minutes
    • Episode 12

    Hair

    The new member of Barney's squad is an unconventional scruffy loner with a beard, who is seemingly not interested in becoming part of the precinct team.

    • 25 Minutes

    The new member of Barney's squad is an unconventional scruffy loner with a beard, who is seemingly not interested in becoming part of the precinct team.

    • 25 Minutes
    • Episode 13

    The Hero

    Chano is wracked with guilt after shooting two men in a bank robbery and becomes depressed. Meanwhile, Barney's wife, Elizabeth, makes a citizen's arrest of an eight-year-old boy after he tried to hold her up with a pencil.

    • 25 Minutes

    Chano is wracked with guilt after shooting two men in a bank robbery and becomes depressed. Meanwhile, Barney's wife, Elizabeth, makes a citizen's arrest of an eight-year-old boy after he tried to hold her up with a pencil.

    • 25 Minutes
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