The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

London has a date who's very bright, so wears a radio receiver so that Maddie can send her intelligent things to say, but the scam is revealed and Maddy ends up with London's date.

The French Ambassador is staying at the hotel, and he has a very pretty daughter. Both Zack and Cody fancy her, but Zack's the one who manages to get her to go on a date.

Maddy's working at the hotel's children's day-care centre, and when she's called away, she leaves Zack and Cody in charge. Predictably the kids escape and cause lots of damage to the hotel.

Cody ends up having to fulfil the duties of head chef after the Tipton's regular chef suddenly quits.

The boys try to help when the hotel's carriage driver is forced to retire and sell his horse to a dealer.

London's father is furious about her non-attendance at school and transfers her to a Catholic girls' school. Maddy's unhappy as it's her school, and London's unhappy because the school has a plaid uniform.