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Takeaway Tweets

By Isaac Schmidt

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Takeaway Tweets, a novelty Twitter client for iOS, delivers the wisdom of specially tagged tweets into a deliciously snap-able and satisfying fortune cookie.

Grasp enlightenment beneath your fingers as you break into each of eight cookies (per session), each revealing a fortune of infinite proportion and origin. Once realized, share your new-found-wisdom with others by composing fortunes yourself and publishing them to Twitter within the app: Fortunes are sourced by the hashtag #TakeAwayTweets, making it easy to create your own fortunes to be discovered by friends (app supports tagging) and others!

Although Takeaway Tweets is designed to profess fortunes, it will also most graciously reveal to you your Twitter timeline (disable the 'Fortunes Only' setting, Twitter account required).

- Universal Retina™ app.
- Crack and consume up to eight cookies each time you launch.
- Provides infinite wisdom when used regularly.
- Tap fortunes to reveal additional Twitter actions.
- Save sage fortunes in app for later inspiration.
- Compose, reply, quote, and retweet fortunes.
- Works best with a Twitter account, but not required.
- New fortunes published daily.

Fortunes are for entertainment purposes only and do not reflect the views or opinions of the developer. This application is not intended to replace your existing Twitter client.

What's New in Version 1.1

Fixed issue that could lead to more tweets being downloaded than required to fill cookies.
Fixed issue preventing some Retina art from displaying on iPad.
Introduced iAds.


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Takeaway Tweets
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This app is designed for both iPhone and iPad
  • Free
  • Category: Entertainment
  • Updated:
  • Version: 1.1
  • Size: 30.7 MB
  • Language: English
  • Developer:
Rated 12+ for the following:
  • Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
  • Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
  • Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes

Compatibility: Requires iOS 5.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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