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Album Review

Without his penis, comedian Robert Schimmel wouldn't know what to do with himself. Without his penis, Schimmel would have very little to say. Without his penis, Schimmel wouldn't have an act. Schimmel spends such a great part of his second album, If You Buy This CD I Can Get This Car, talking about his, and other guys', penises that it seems somewhat criminal that the member isn't mentioned somewhere in the title. Whether he's downloading porn (which inevitably leads to a giant picture of a penis sent to him via e-mail), going to the spa (which inevitably leads to wandering eyes checking out other units), or watching a movie (which inevitably leads to Demi Moore proposing oral sex), Schimmel can't help but bring the subject back to genitals. There are a couple of sobering pieces (regarding Schimmel's inability to get television work and his heart attack) that break from the norm on this occasionally funny album.


Genre: Comedy

Years Active: '90s

Raunchy stand-up Robert Schimmel began his career while visiting his sister in Los Angeles; without his knowledge she submitted his name for a local comedy club's open-mike night, and after getting over the shock of being called onstage he improvised a routine which so impressed the club's owner that he invited Schimmel to perform there anytime he wished. He immediately sold his Scottsdale, Arizona home and relocated his family to L.A., only to learn that the club had burned down in the interim;...
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