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this is hilarious!!

omg!! this guy is frigan funnyyy.. i laughed so hard i cried, sireously! i luv the not so kool-aid

Spit- It Hurts Less

King of comedy! Attacks each joke and takes no prisoners. Tracks are not full of fluff but nicely paced and continuously funny. Great take on oral sex. Dane "One Testicle" Cook, or so my ex girlfriend told me, has one track that everyone will relate too called "Operation -Monopoly" , it alone makes this album one of the best.

Not too shabby.

Typical Dane Cook. Good stuff, pretty funny, but certainly not as polished as you'd hear from him now. This is a worthwhile purchase if you are a big fan and you're looking for something more after having heard Retaliation, but if you're choosing between the two, go with Retaliation. Standout tracks on this album are "Umm, Hello?", "Nightmare", "Would You Rather?" and "Not So Kool-Aid".


Born: March 18, 1972 in Boston, MA

Genre: Comedy

Years Active: '90s, '00s, '10s

A knack for firing off cutting-edge, observational humor at a hyper pace took Dane Cook from small comedy clubs to the forefront of modern-day standup comedy in the 2000s. Born on March 18, 1972, the Boston native spent his teens studying the routines of past and present comics, honing the skills that would eventually help him issue the highest-charting comedy album (2005's Retaliation) in nearly 30 years. In 1998, a somewhat inexperienced Cook attended an open-mike event hosted by David Cross; he...
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