Gnomes On Dope (G.O.D.)
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Gnomic utterances and "pomes" attributed to the prophet who as yet has not been revealed.
"It is impossible to love your neighbour as yourself. So become someone else before it is too late." "A fatal beating maybe the only way to knock some sense into a person. Therefore, it maybe in your best interest to exercise patience. Take another tablet ... Moses did." "Jesus is the Way. Don't succumb to religion." A cult hiding within the pages The reader is advised that he or she may be subject to an illusion generated by an evil genius.
G.O.D. never a dull moment -
If you like The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - Hardly Himself goes a few steps further in eccentric zanynesss.