Enneagram for Idiots
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||ExplicitNeurotic 7s at their Worst - Episode 36||In this wildcard episode we talk about: - The Surviving R Kelly documentary - Billy McFarland and the trashfire that is the Fyre Festival - The Fyre Fraud documentary on Netflix and the Fyre documentary on Hulu We explore how deeply neurotic Billy...||1/28/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitC.A.S (Enneagram Type 1w9) - Episode 35||We’re finally wrapping up our series on wings with 1w9, the driest saint aka the idealist aka Ghandi aka people without facial hair apparently Tritypes still don’t exist Questions: Do you or your family or friends have vague explosive energy Do...||1/14/2019||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTurning out Foxes (Enneagram Type 1w2) - Episode 34||Today we’re continuing our series on wing subtypes with 1w2 aka the judgemental dog who works so hard to turn out the foxes Resources: Personality Types: Using the Enneagram for Self-Discovery, Spiritual Dimension of the Enneagram (the theory...||12/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Optimistic Tragedist (Enneagram Type 4w3) - Episode 33||This week we’re continuing our series on wings with 4w3, Tara’s subtype aka The Aristocrat or… AristoCAT?! aka the Romantic Status Seeker aka Lana del Rey aka the Optimistic Tragedist In our new recording space (aka Maris’ dining room) it’s...||12/9/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHey Marilyn Manson You're Cute (Enneagram Type 4w5) - Episode 32||Today we’re continuing our series on wings jumping back into the emotional triad with 4w5 aka the Bohemian aka the Individualist aka Marilyn Manson. We talked about how the 4 is made, healthy, average, unhealthy levels of the 4w5, mental health and...||11/21/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPeter Pan Out the Window (Enneagram Type 7w6) - Episode 31||Today we’re continuing our series on wings with subtype 7w6, the entertainer aka the loyally entertaining optimist aka Marissa’s brother aka Mozart aka Robin Williams aka JOHN LEGEND?? but NOT MISS PIGGY Resources: Personality Types: Using the...||11/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitThe Realest (Enneagram Type 7w8) - Episode 30||Today we’re continuing our series on wings with the 7w8 aka The Realist or.. The REALEST Naranjo’s calling ya’ll a narcissist (link on show notes) Are you EARTHY!? Well travelled? Do you wear GREEN!? Empty? On the DEEP WEB? Resources:...||10/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCaptain Friendzone (Enneagram Type 2w1) - Episode 29||This week we’re continuing our series on wings with Enneagram Type 2w1 aka the altruist aka the servant aka seeking love and rightness aka Jorah Mormont aka Captain Friendzone aka protector of Khaleesi Tara gives a lesson on relaxing your b******e...||10/10/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitWhat do you GET OUT OF THIS (Enneagram Type 2w3) - Episode 28||This week we’re continuing our series on wings, featuring the 2w3 aka the host/hostess, the giver aka Anna Nicole Smith aka Richard Simmons We have (kind of) new audio - almost fully new 2 x 4 = 8? Today’s word of the day is BURGLARIZED 2w3’s...||10/1/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitWolfpack Bob (Enneagram Type 5w4) - Episode 27||Today we’re continuing our series on wings with the 5w4 aka the visionary aka the absent minded professor? aka bob dylan aka kurt cobain aka tim burton Resources (for links go to our website enneagramforidiots.com): Personality Types: Using the...||9/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTake a Gravol (Enneagram Type 5w6) - Episode 26||Today we’re continuing our series on wings with the 5w6 aka the intellectual nerd aka the problem solver aka the cataloguer aka engineers who worry about people 5w6s you are so endearing. We love you and we love TONE WE ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE IN...||9/17/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitAn Ode and Apology to Lucas (Enneagram Type 8w9) - Episode 25||Today we're continuing our series on wings with 8w9 aka the bear aka Marissa aka power held in reserve aka the badass that happens to be super chill - not to be confused with the 9w8, which is a super chill badass Not only does Marshawn Lynch loves...||9/9/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHead First, Shallow Pool (Enneagram Type 8w7) - Episode 24||Today we're continuing our series on wings with the 8w7 aka The Maverick aka a wolverine aka a piranha aka Courtney Love, Howard Stern, Barbara Walters, Cardi B, Blac Chyna, Khloe Kardashian and possibly Donald Trump? Other notables Public Service...||8/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitRecipe for Success...or Disaster (Enneagram 3w2) - Episode 23||For detailed show notes and resources for this episode head to our website at enneagramforidiots DOT com. We used to put them all here then it f*cked with the uploading to iTunes --- Today we're continuing our series on wings with 3w2, aka OJ Simpson,..||8/12/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDrop that 4 Like its Hot (Enneagram 3w4) - Episode 22||This week we continue our series on wings, dragging 3w4 - the professional, the subtle showoff, the superstar, Taylor Swift, Drake, and NOT Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man We are absolutely ruthless on Drake and Taylor Swift THIS IS A NO TRITYPE...||7/29/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitKnock Knock (Enneagram 6w5) - Episode 21||Today we're talking about subtype 6w5, The Defender or The "Watchdog" - more intense, analytical, structured, focused, certain, introverted and perceptive than the 6w7 *Spoiler Alert* We ruin A Quiet Place for everyone Resources: Personality...||7/15/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCatastrophic Teriyaki (Enneagram Type 6w7) - Episode 20||Today we're continuing our series on wings, with type 6w7 "The Buddy" aka The Cowardly Lion aka Teriyaki wing sauce We think most funny people are 6w7 and we don't believe that anybody else is a 6w7 Resources for this episode include: Deep...||7/8/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitHot Sauce + Cool Ranch (Enneagram Type 9w8) - Episode 19||Today we're talking about 9w8, The "Comfort Seeker", aka Tara's grandma aka Janet Jackson aka a security guard riding a bicycle on a beautiful day We have named each wing subtype a chicken wing sauce, open to suggestions This is the cutest 9 couple...||7/1/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitObama? (Enneagram Type 9w1) - Episode 18||Today we start a new series on WINGS, kicking off with 9w1 Russ Hudson says become subjective towards others and objective towards ourselves. Good luck. Your core type never changes - check out this Iceberg Theory Model to look at the 9 We...||6/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTed's House (Enneagram Type 5) - Episode 17||Today we're talking about Type 5s, the investigators, observers, the ones who speak in soliloquy We researched a lot of celebrities for today's episode We talked about Kanye, his new album, bipolar disorder and mental health Resources for...||6/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitPlease don't feed my ego (Enneagram Type 4) - Episode 16||Today we're talking about Enneagram 4s, the tragic romantics, lovers, individualists. So very tragic. So emotionally busy. Tara has anxiety for most of the podcast. Are you a part of the group, or DO YOU BECOME THE GROUP? How's your cycle, 4 cyclists?..||5/27/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEverything is wrong with all of us (Enneagram Type 6) - Episode 15||Talking about type 6 today, the loyalist, the loyal skeptic, the professional doubter. Very good at anxiety. Kerplunk. Life of Kylie is the rotisserie chicken channel Type 6 instinct stackings Resources for this episode Deep Learning book Enneagram...||5/21/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit"Feels Real" (Enneagram Type 3) - Episode 14||Today we're talking about Enneagram 3s, the DOERS of the Enneagram We spend 15 minutes attempting to apologize to 7s for the last episode Today's book resources include Deep Living and The Complete Enneagram We're sorry about the dragon burps,...||5/13/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitI ain't got no type (Enneagram Type 7) - Episode 13||Talking about 7s this week, the BEST rationalizers, enthusiasts, gluttons and super great at denial EVERYTHING IS FUN, except for choosing tables at the restaurant 7 toddlers: do you make your own milk formula? We had a stressful week, this might be...||5/6/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitLove Weapons and Seduction (Enneagram Type 2) - Episode 12||Talking about Enneagram 2s aka Big Bird, Jesus, Mary Magdalene and Dolly Parton Do you give to get? Do you bake your kids cookies last minute? Dolly Parton has secret tattoos Are you a hovercraft? Do you use love as a weapon? Are you an...||4/22/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitDo you smell what the Rock is cooking? (Type 8s) - Episode 11||The CIA uses the Enneagram, look it up The Enneagram Prison Project; can we start a Toronto chapter? Do you smell what the rock is cooking? Are you a callous leader or are you a servant leader? Watch these 8s talk about being 8s 8s: crying is...||4/8/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSupercalifragilisticexpialidocious (Type 1s) - Episode 10||Type 1: - Not a piranha - Judge Judy, Mary Poppins, Martin Luther King, Ghandi - Good desk organizers - because let's be honest, the desk, ideally, in the perfect world, should be more organized - Good teachers and list makers - Your input IS NOT...||3/30/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEnneathing You Want (Type 9s) - Episode 9||Talking about type 9s: the spiritual sloth and the pretend relaxer They're the best sleepers and creative graphic designers? If you're a 9, tell your friend you don't want to play their stupid board game Marissa's mad at Obama Instinct variants...||3/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitAngel at the Airport - Episode 8||Talking about celebrities today - types 8, 4 and 3 Kendrick Lamar doesn't regret anything he's rapped about or said Tara met an airplane angel this week Taylor Swift's Gorgeous song is about a guy who might be a 1 The T Swift mob might come for us...||3/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSURPRISE ENNEAGRAM PARTY||What each number is like at a party 9s are the life of the party for sure 8s are the dominant energy in the room Are you classic or are you average? Do 7s love their own parties the most? 6s, you like to drink or nah? 5s aren't at the party or they're..||3/4/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTrying to Make an Enneagram Living||Part 2 of the Enneagram Numbers at the Office, talking about numbers 5 - 9 Talk to Albert Einstein like he's a baby The Unabomber is a 5 and he did not live in a cottage Are there lots of 6 cops? We have a new theory 6s like work environments where...||2/26/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitAt the Office with the Enneagram (1 to 4)||PART 1 OF 2 Talking about BOSSES - Types 1 - 4 Is Daenerys Targaryen a type 1? (Marissa says yes, Tara needs to investigate) Ones love to angry clean Want to be a crocodile psychologist? Twos are not good forest rangers Threes love TASKS AND...||2/17/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitKeeping up with the Idiots||We talked about our favourite numbers again Typing most of the Kardashian crew Twitter is an Enneagram 8 | Pinterest, Facebook and LinkedIn are all Enneagram 3s Hey, who you projecting on? Kris Jenner is the master puppeteer Kourtney is terrified of...||2/11/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitSinging to the Tune of the Enneagram||Talking about lyrics - Enneagram numbers of Jay-Z, Blake Shelton, Hunter Phelps and Nicki Minaj Guess where Jay-Z used to carry his gun? Blake Shelton gives a s**t about coaching people but doesn't give a s**t about being named the sexiest man alive...||1/31/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTalking Sh*t About Celebrity Enneagram Numbers||Marissa has an interesting Uber trip | Drake is a 4 with a 3 wing | Drake is in love with everyone and has a bigger pool | Prince is a 4 | Lil Wayne drinks sizzurp still | Why did Tom Cruise join Scientology and dislocate his arm on purpose | Is Tom...||1/24/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitIs Enneaone Listening?||Introduction to Enneagram for Idiots, overview of the 9 Enneagram types, pets have Enneagram numbers too, escape rooms are great for putting your friends under stress, what is an idiot sandwich, Enneagram wisdom from Jay-Z||1/19/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
Amazing Podcast, but it’s Not for Everybody
If you enjoy thorough research and references to great books about the enneagram, celebrity references, and find banter and personal stories humorous, then you will appreciate this podcast.
However, if you enjoy structured presentations, despise swearing, and don’t enjoy listening to podcasts for longer than half an hour, then this podcast is not for you.
Fun and comfortably uncomfortable
I listen to this podcast pretty much all the time and re-listen to older episodes for entertainment and education. I look forward to new episodes. V relatable. V fun. Thanks, gals!
Very well researched and well thought out content delivery.
Whats covered in the Podcasts is so-the-point... It exactly matches with how I am.. its so interesting to see why I am what I am.. way to go! Keep up the good work