By Moe Porne & Doug Tilley
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No-Budget Nightmares is a film/comedy podcast that focuses on low/microbudget/shoestring/no-budget Films. Hosts Moe Porne and Doug Tilley scour the depths of cinema to try and find the diamonds in the rough - rare as they may be - in the no-budget community. Using sound clips and commentary, the two break down each film covered in great detail, explaining what does and doesn't work and ultimately hoping to serve as both a celebration of ingenuity, as well as a “what not to do” for aspiring filmmakers.
||ExplicitEPISODE 109: WHERE THE DEAD GO TO DIE (2014)||Look, I'm going to be straight with you. This is a rough episode of No-Budget Nightmares. We didn't like the movie, which is just an unending parade of empty misery, and talking about it was just a tremendous drag.||7/16/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 108: DRACULA (THE DIRTY OLD MAN) (1969)||YOU ASKED FOR IT! YOU GOT IT! It's a Something Weird (and Moe Porne) favorite, 1969's DRACULA (THE DIRTY OLD MAN), featuring all manners of rubber bats, sexual assault, and a soundtrack full of lame jokes recorded to make up for its unusable original a.||6/14/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 107: BLOODY MUSCLE BODY BUILDER IN HELL (1995/2012)||Take a splash of THE EVIL DEAD, a pinch of 1977's HOUSE (aka HAUSU), and a whole lot of BODY BUILDING and you have something resembling the Japanese microbudget horror comedy BLOODY MUSCLE BODY BUILDER IN HELL. Filmed on 8mm back in 1995,||5/25/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 106: JESUS CHRIST: SERIAL RAPIST (2004)||Look, we get it. That title is pretty rough. Also, this is a Bill Zebub film, so you know it's likely going to be awful. We at No-Budget Nightmares understand that some will be rightfully put off by such an extreme title,||5/2/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 105: THE TAINT (2011)||Exploding dongs. SO MANY EXPLODING DONGS. 2011's THE TAINT is a bad taste smörgåsbord, gleefully crossing the line at every opportunity with its unique mixture of quirky humor, bodily fluids, shockingly slick FX and a tremendous synth soundtrack.||4/18/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 104: WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX? (2010)||MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE! No-Budget Nightmares is BACK with Uganda's first action movie WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX?, featuring Ugandan Bruce Lee (aka Bruce U!), "Kissed By a Rose", helicopter attacks, and NON-STOP action! Made for only $200,||4/3/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 103: SCHIZOPHRENIAC: THE WHORE MANGLER (1997)||After ANOTHER lengthy sabbatical, NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES RETURNS! For the first episode of 2018, Moe and Doug go deep on a film featuring murder, masturbation, necrophilia and ventriloquism! It's Ron Atkins' nutzo 1997 SOV classic SCHIZOPHRENIAC: THE WHO||1/31/2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 102: SAMURAI VAMPIRE BIKERS FROM HELL (1992)||HO HO HO! MERRY NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES CHRISTMAS! This year’s holiday special features Scott Shaw’s immortal SAMURAI VAMPIRE BIKERS FROM HELL, the film that brought the revolutionary concept of ZEN FILM-MAKING to the world,||12/20/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 101: SOUL OF THE DEMON (1991)||It’s NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES: THE NEXT GENERATION! After crossing the 100th episode threshold, we’re back with 1991’s EXCEEDINGLY GORY SOV possession movie SOUL OF THE DEMON! Despite an interminable 45 minutes of set-up, there’s head slicing,||11/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 100: 100TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR!||SIX YEARS. ONE HUNDRED MOVIES. It's been a long, strange, often baffling trip, but No-Budget Nightmares reaches episode ONE HUNDRED in STYLE with FOUR special interviews, a MYSTERY MOVIE for the ages, and a count-down of our very favorite NBN episodes..||10/12/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 99: WOODCHIPPER MASSACRE (1988)||THE MARCH TO #100 CONTINUES! On this penultimate episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES we toss our ENTIRE HISTORY in the WOODCHIPPER for a good ol' fashioned WOODCHIPPER MASSACRE! Jon McBride's 1988 black comedy classic features an incredible Casio keyboard .||9/26/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 98: TARTARUS (2005)||The MARCH TO 100 continues with a return visit to the works of auteur DAVE WASCAVAGE, the director of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES classics SUBURBAN SASQUATCH, FUNGICIDE and MALEVOLENT ASCENT! This time Moe and Doug delve into the long-awaited TARTARUS and get.||8/21/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 97: TERROR AT BAXTER U (2003)||EVERYONE IN YOUR SEATS! On this episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES, Moe and Doug are like school in summertime... NO CLASS! Also, a vicious CHUPACABRA is on the loose thanks to some potent Mexican sorcery. Students at BAXTER U are being dispatched in a va.||7/31/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 96: BIG MEAT EATER (1982)||NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES returns with another Canuxploitation classic featuring ALIENS, ZOMBIES, NEW WAVE MUSIC, and LOTS MORE! It's 1982's BIG MEAT EATER and it's as crazy as a sci-fi/horror/comedy/musical gets,||7/17/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 95: THE DEVIL ANT (1999)||It's the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES debut of DAVID "ROCK" NELSON! Moe and Doug hop in the wayback machine to check out his epic (2 1/2 hour!) monster classic THE DEVIL ANT featuring Tom Savini, Forrest J. Ackerman, Roger Corman, Svengoolie, Conrad Brooks,||6/23/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 94: MEAT MARKET (2000)||It's the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.. IN CANADA! Welcome to the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES podcast, and we're looking at the first film in Brian Clement's MEAT MARKET trilogy featuring ZOMBIES, BUTTER TARTS, LUCHADORES, VAMPIRES and people dressed like IDIOTS.||6/6/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 93: SPINE (1986)||He is looking for Linda.. AND THAT COULD BE ANYBODY!! It's 1986's SPINE, a SOV horror classic featuring a Hank Williams Jr./Ole Anderson/Barry Gibb lookalike murdering nurses while the cops struggle with their ancient computers! IT BLOWS,||5/16/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 92: HEAVY METAL MASSACRE (1989)||YOU CAN'T KILL NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES! Yes, after a TWO MONTH break fans feared it was the END OF THE LINE, but Moe and Doug are back and better(?!) than ever! Not only that, but they've got a ROCKIN' movie to explore with 1989's HEAVY METAL MASSACRE,||5/1/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 91: MONSTURD (2003)||Time to drop the kids off at the pool, because on this episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES we're plumbing the depths to bring you 2003's MONSTURD! Moe and Doug are up to their elbows in the brown stuff, and only their quick wit, Pepto Bismol,||2/24/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 90: SERIAL KILLER (2002)||Look, I'm going to be straight with you.. Ryan Cavalline's SERIAL KILLER kind of sucks. It's dumb, and cheap, and not entertaining. HOWEVER, there are no half measures on NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES so we're going ALL OUT to bring this tale of twisted killers.||1/30/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 89: BASKET CASE (1982)||Time for another No-Budget Nightmares TREAT, and they don't get much bigger than Frank Henenlotter's microbudget bad taste sleaze horror classic BASKET CASE! Start off the new year right with startling sound clips, political commentary,||1/13/2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 88: JAN-GEL, THE BEAST FROM THE EAST (1999)||It's the HOLIDAYS! Almost! And that means it's time for the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES ANNUAL CHRISTMAS CRAPTACULAR, and what better way to say goodbye to this awful, awful year than with your good buddies DOUG and MOE?!||12/8/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 87: DOUBLE DOWN (2005)||It's the RETURN of the BREEN! Because YOU demanded it, we're diving deep into DOUBLE DOWN, and nothing's gonna stop us now! No-Budget Nightmares + Neil Breen = LOVE and DESIRE. We needed this, and you needed this,||11/26/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 86: THE BODY BENEATH (1970)||It's a No-Budget Nightmares FIRST! Thanks to a kind contribution from Something Weird Video, we're bringing you an AUDIO COMMENTARY for the Andy Milligan vampire classic THE BODY BENEATH! Even better, though you can certainly sync our commentary to you.||10/31/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 85: TALES FROM THE QUADEAD ZONE (1987)||It's October, which means another SPOOOooooooOOOOOky episode of No-Budget Nightmares, featuring Chester Novell Turner's 1987 microbudget anthology film TALES FROM THE QUADEAD ZONE! It's filled with titty cups, corpse theft, SANDWICHES,||10/17/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 84: 555 (1988)||POLICE AND THIEVES! IN THE STREETS! It's episode 84 of No-Budget Nightmares and we're doing another PATREON SPECIAL (thanks Adam Lounsbery!) featuring Wally Koz's legendary 555. Y'see, there's a hippy killer on the loose and he's butchering couples jus.||9/24/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 83: MY LOVELY BURNT BROTHER AND HIS SQUASHED BRAIN (1988)||Saluto! It's episode 83 of No-Budget Nightmares and this time we're heading to Italy, renowned for its black gloved killers, expensive wines and MY LOVELY BURNT BROTHER AND HIS SQUASHED BRAIN! It's a microbudget John Waters-tinged slasher with lashings.||9/5/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 82: NECROVILLE (2007)||It's No-Budget Nightmares episode 82, and this time Moe and Doug are wasted away again in 2007's NECROVILLE, a buddy-comedy with vampires, werewolves, CHUPACABRAS, and zombies! Co-directed, co-written and starring microbudget stalwart Billy Garberina,||8/21/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 81: KILLING SPREE (1987)||Listen up you BIG ASS, it's time for No-Budget Nightmares to take another deep dive on the filmography of the immortal Tim Ritter with 1987's KILLING SPREE! It's rude, crude and full of 'tude, and features a TRULY AMAZING lead performance from Asbestos.||8/9/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 80: PLAGA ZOMBIE (1997)||Psst.. Ya like zombies? Yeah? How about ARGENTINE zombies? Well, you're in luck, buck-o, because on this week's No-Budget Nightmares we're taking a look at 1997's PLAGA ZOMBIE, which has all the skin ripping, face peeling,||7/25/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 79: WNUF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (2013)||Get ready, boils and ghouls! After suffering for their sins for the past few episodes, Moe and Doug get a brief respite from their usual deep hurting with Chris LaMartina's WNUF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL, a beautifully constructed tribute to 80s TV with a uniq.||7/8/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 78: WRATH OF THE SKUNK APE (1997)||SKUNKY! Mike C. Hartman's first film WRATH OF THE SKUNK APE is full of surprises: The acting is terrible, the plot is confusing, and most of it takes place in the dark, so good luck in figuring out what the heck is going on. Thankfully, it's short,||6/23/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 77: NIGHTMARE MUSEUM (2006)||On an unprecedented episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES, Doug and Moe are facing perhaps their greatest challenge: a movie that isn't a movie. Sixty straight minutes of Barbie dolls slamming against each other for the amusement of none.||6/10/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 76: DIE HARD DRACULA (1998)||YIPPEE KI-YAY BRAM STOKER! It's episode 76 of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES and this time our fiendish hosts are tackling DIE HARD DRACULA, a horror-comedy with a twist: it's neither horrific NOR funny! It does, however,||5/27/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 75: SPLATTER: ARCHITECTS OF FEAR (1986)||Time to UNSUBSCRIBE from all other podcasts because NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES is BACK and it's WEIRD AS HELL. After a trademark hiatus, Moe and Doug delve deep into the behind-the-scenes Canuxploitation classic SPLATTER: ARCHITECTS OF FEAR which shows that .||5/13/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 74: WEASELS RIP MY FLESH (1979)||You lucky kids today can toss together a movie on your phone, but back in 1979 it took GUTS and BALLS and SOME SKILL. That's what 16-year-old Nathan Schiff did with just a dream, a Super-8 camera, and some rudimentary modeling skill,||3/12/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 73: JENNIFER HELP US (2014)||KILL YOUR DARLINGS and EAT YOUR MAKEUP, it’s time for Episoder 73 of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES featuring the Patreon-requested shot-on-iPhone exploitation throwback JENNIFER HELP US from 2014! Moe is sleep deprived and Doug is high on caffeine so this time||2/12/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 72: SLIME CITY (1988)||Oh don’t lean on me man/Cause you can’t afford the ticket/I’m back on SLIME CITY! NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES returns with the oft-requested, goop-covered, 80s low-budget classic SLIME CITY from director Greg Lamberson.||1/18/2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEPISODE 71: BAD TASTE (1987)||THE BASTARDS HAVE LANDED! It’s the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES holiday spectacular, and this year Moe and Doug are giving themselves a treat: Peter Jackson’s microbudget sci-fi splatter classic BAD TASTE! Stoke the homefire and hang the stockings,||12/19/2015||Free||View in iTunes|
If you love no-budget, ultra low-budget or microbudget cinema, you owe yourself to listen to (and read!) No-Budget Nightmares. Covering some of the most obscure shot-on-video and straight-to-video oddities, the podcast breaks every film down in great detail while the two hosts uproariously attempt to describe the action. It's so much fun, it should be illegal.
I love low budget movies…they love low budget movies...
…so I love this podcast!
Been listening since the early days, in part because the movies they review are so amazingly bad they’re good (when we’re lucky) but mostly because of Doug and Moe’s chemistry. They have always reminded me Gene and Bryan of Hometown Tales, which is a very VERY good thing.
For fans of conversational podcasts, who love hearing people rip apart bad movies…but also love when people find the silver lining - the magical moments, the creativity that can only come from having no money to throw at a problem, the bad acting that carries a horribly written film and makes it classic rather than trash.