Ramy

If you want to know why you're so confused all the time, you don't wash between your toes; it's that simple.

You dropped out of med school to do what; the app is called Snack Swipe; never going to work; just go work for your uncle -- let him teach you how to be a real man.

So let me get this straight -- you don't do drugs, but you'll make love to women you're not married to; that's nuanced, you're a hypocrite.

Everyone's suspicious, man; maybe your family was in on it, maybe not; just lay low, and don't draw attention to yourself; it'll all die down -- maybe; just don't ask how these strawberries got here.

Time for a spiritual cleanse; get this month right, and you'll have it all figured out; fast properly, read your Quran, no sex, no porn -- bro, close the MacBook; just do the Ramadan; do it for God; do it for Shawn's mom.

Dana, stop trying to soul-search like your brother; it'll be hard to find yourself if you have to be home by 10; by the way, I don't know where Ramy is.