Two and a Half Men, Season 8Closed Captioning
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For seven sidesplitting seasons, Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) has loved ’em and left ’em. Last season, however, Charlie’s fiancée Chelsea met a doctor who was generous, thoughtful and mature (in short, everything that Charlie’s not) and she left him! Charlie, of course, — after pickling himself in booze and self-pity — handles the situation in typical Charlie fashion. Which means lots of laughs for Men fans. It’s a return to bachelordom for the Harpers as TV’s #1 comedy finds its hilarious form once more. Add in the amorous blunders of Charlie’s divorcee brother Alan and the lovable, but sometimes cement-headed decisions of Charlie’s teenaged nephew Jake and these (almost three) men add up to riotous fun. With high-profile guest stars and the steady comedic guidance of comedy master Chuck Lorre (The Big Bang Theory), the Harper household is looking great for season eight!
|1||Closed CaptioningVideoThree Girls and a Guy Named Bud||On the eighth season premiere, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES) finds out that Alan (series star JON CRYER) has been dating Eldridge's mom (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), so he packs up and heads to Judith (series star MARIN HINKLE) and Herb's (recurring guest star RYAN STILES). Meanwhile, Charlie (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) decides it's time to cut back on boozing.||21:30||$2.49||View in iTunes|
|2||Closed CaptioningVideoA Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer||When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes!"||21:33||$2.49||View in iTunes|
|3||Closed CaptioningVideoA Pudding-filled Cactus||Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.||21:32||$2.49||View in iTunes|
|4||Closed CaptioningVideoHookers, Hookers, Hookers||Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home. JUDD NELSON (Suddenly Susan, St. Elmo's Fire) guest stars as Lyndsey's ex-husband.||21:33||$2.49||View in iTunes|
|5||Closed CaptioningVideoThe Immortal Mr. Billy Joel||Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie while Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery.||21:23||$2.49||View in iTunes|
|6||Closed CaptioningVideoTwanging Your Magic Clanger||Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating a slightly older woman (guest star LIZ VASSEY - CSI: Crime Scene Investigation).||21:13||$2.49||View in iTunes|
|7||Closed CaptioningVideoThe Crazy Bitch Gazette||Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend (Liz Vassey) decides that his longtime stalker, Rose (guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY), is just too much to handle.||19:30||$2.49||View in iTunes|
|8||Closed CaptioningVideoSpringtime On a Stick||Charlie and Alan try to set up their mother with Russell, the pharmacist (returning guest star MARTIN MULL).||21:19||$2.49||View in iTunes|
|9||Closed CaptioningVideoA Good Time In Central Africa||When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement (guest star TONITA CASTRO). Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband. Courtney Thorne-Smith returns as Alan's former girlfriend, Lyndsey and Judd Nelson returns as her ex-husband.||21:22||$2.49||View in iTunes|
|10||Closed CaptioningVideoOw, Ow, Don't Stop||Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling, Courtney (guest star JENNY McCARTHY), who shows up after three years in prison for conning him out of money. Guest star CARL REINER returns as Marty, Evelyn's old fling.||19:32||$2.49||View in iTunes|
|11||Closed CaptioningVideoDead from the Waist Down||Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he gets creative. JENNY McCARTHY returns as Charlie's girlfriend.||21:36||$2.49||View in iTunes|
|12||Closed CaptioningVideoChocolate Diddlers||When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman (guest star JANE LYNCH).||21:01||$2.49||View in iTunes|
|13||Closed CaptioningVideoSkunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup||When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan's paranoia gets the best of him.||21:17||$2.49||View in iTunes|
|14||Closed CaptioningVideoLookin' for Japanese Subs||Charlie's obsession with the newly "married" Rose leads him to stalk her. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.||21:25||$2.49||View in iTunes|
|15||Closed CaptioningVideoThree Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak||In an attempt to grow his business, Alan inadvertently starts a Ponzi scheme using his friends and family as investors. Charlie's love for Rose only deepens as they continue their torrid "affair."||21:36||$2.49||View in iTunes|
|16||Closed CaptioningVideoThat Darn Priest||Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme and Alan, in turn, meets "Manny," Rose's mannequin "husband." Meanwhile, Charlie is eager to get some alone time with Rose.||19:58||$2.49||View in iTunes|
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- SD Version
- Genre: Comedy
- Released: Sep 22, 2010
- TWO AND A HALF MEN and all related characters and elements are trademarks of and © Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.
- CCin English