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I've Got Sand in All the Wrong Places

The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman

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Lisa and Francesca are back with another collection of warm and witty stories that will strike a chord with every woman. This six book series is among the best reviewed humor books published today and has been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. Delia Ephron said of the fifth book in the series, Have a Nice Guilt Trip, "Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives once again and better than ever. You will identify with these tales of guilt and fall in love with them and fierce (grand) Mother Mary." This seventh volume will not disappoint as it hits the humorous and poignant note that fans have come to expect from the beloved mother-daughter duo.

From Publishers Weekly

09 May 2016 – Scottoline, a prolific and bestselling thriller author, is joined again by her daughter, Serritella (the two write a column for the Philadelphia Inquirer called "Chick Wit"), for this warm and engaging seventh volume in their series. The duo discuss everything: their many pets, Scottoline's embracing of the empty nest, and Serritella's Manhattan doorman, who grades her boyfriends. Scottoline, nearing 60, has learned the joys of having time to get together with her best friend and do girls' nights with her horse club, and of perfecting the art of saying no: "It took me fifty years to figure out what I was doing wrong and how to fix it." She is liberated now that her life no longer looks like a to-do list. But not all is light-hearted fun, as when Serritella writes about being mugged and assaulted near her home in the summer of 2015. She's shaken by trauma but also experiences kindness from strangers who come to her aid and locate her glasses, and from the police who stay with her all night and accompany her afterward when she walks her dog. Family is a perennially popular subject, and Scottoline and Serritella bring wisdom and laughs to make sure it never gets boring.
I've Got Sand in All the Wrong Places
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  • USD 9.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Parenting
  • Published: 12 July 2016
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Press
  • Seller: Macmillan
  • Print Length: 272 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Series: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman
  • Requirements: This book can only be viewed on an iOS device with Apple Books on iOS 12 or later, iBooks 1.5 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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