Binky is the most stress-free social media app ever! Think about all those times when you want to scroll through a feed on your phone, but you don't want to read depressing news articles or see photos from people who seem happier than you. Binky gives you the incessant micro-thrills of scrolling through stuff, never knowing what's coming next, without all the hassle. And the things you do in Binky don't end up on a server somewhere for the world to see. It's all the fun of social media with all the privacy you wish you had!
* An infinite list of random stuff (we call them "Binks"), with pictures. You won't care about some of them, but others will give you a fleeting feeling of satisfaction -- just like a real app!
* Each Bink has a Like button so that you can like it, just like a real app!
* Swipe left or right on Binks, because it's weirdly satisfying, just like a real app!
* Leave a comment! Unlike a real app, you don't have to stress about what to say. Just mash the keyboard and Binky will think of an appropriate comment for you! Where's THAT feature, Facebook?
* A "share" button that doesn't do anything!
* Scroll through over a thousand Binks, including: sawdust, Sam Cooke, rutabagas, laser tag, merman, mascara, puddles, and elbow.
If you read all the way through that last bullet point, you're already hooked. Download it today!
* A system keyboard that lets you leave Binky-style comments on any app!
* Clickable hashtags!
* More generic comments and hashtags!
* New binks! Sea Urchin, Milkshake, Coupons and many more!
Ratings and Reviews
Ich bin zu normal für diesen App.
Und wahrscheinlich zu alt.
Mit dieser App kann ich endlich meinem Verlangen nach dem Runterscrollen, Liken und kommentieren nachkommen, ohne dass es jemand mitbekommt oder meine geistigen Ergüsse ertragen muss!
Mehr Bilder, am besten mit Kommentaren wären prima und die Möglichkeit eigene Kommentare zu verfassen!
Dear Developers: could you please add an option to freely compose comments! that would be uber awesome! More than scrolling, swiping and liking I really need to express myself! kthx
- Dan Kurtz
- 25.5 MB
- Requires iOS 9.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad and iPod touch.
- Age Rating
- Rated 12+ for the following:
- Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
- Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
- © 2018 Dan Kurtz
- In-App Purchases
- Binky Donation 2,29 €
Up to six family members will be able to use this app with Family Sharing enabled.