South Park: Randy

The boys embark upon a mythical quest as they set out to return their copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store.

The kids desperately want an end to the boring baseball season. The problem is, they keep winning.

Stan is embarrassed when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. Randy believes that only one thing can save him from his "disease," a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary in the next town.

Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.

The citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.

Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back.

Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.

Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a cissy.

There are illegal goings-on in the basement of City Wok.