Description

You've seen the video - now the lives of those charmingly dumb characters are in your hands.
Enjoy 58 hilarious mini-games as you attempt to collect all the charmingly dumb characters for your train station, achieve high scores and unlock the famous music video that started it all.
Download the FREE game now to enjoy the new fun and remember, be safe around trains. A message from Metro.

GAMEPLAY
- Why is his hair on fire? Who cares, just RUN!
- Quickly wipe your screen free of puke
- Balance that wobbling glue eater
- Flick the piranhas out of range of those precious private parts
- Swat wasps before it's too late
- Best not invite that psycho killer inside
- Carefully remove forks from toasters
- Help self-taught pilots
- Get back from the edge of the platform you fools
- Have patience at level crossings
- No crossing the tracks! Not even for balloons!
- And who knew rattlesnakes were so picky about mustard?
- Doing your own electrical work? Choose the wires carefully
- Mind the gap! Board the train safely
- Space is no fun without a helmet. Put it on now!
- Stop the clothes dryer. It’s a terrible hiding place!
- Scratched the drug dealer’s ride, now avoid his bat
- Taking expired medicine is not recommended
- Stitch it up before bleeding out!
- Perform a daring rescue from a burning building
- Drag appliances back on the shelf to prevent accidents
- Remember to stop at level crossings
- Everyone loves bacon! Even rattlesnakes!
- Rotate the wires to complete the circuit
- Only cross at pedestrian crossings
- Remember the sequence for a fireworks show
- Swipe to avoid a prickly crash
- Sprung a leak? Sprint to the shore!
- Tap to tip toe to the ice cream
- Keep the wasp nest from hitting the ground
- Avoid eating rotten food
- Leap over forest obstacles
- Screw down the glue cap
- Find the psycho before he finds you!
- Smash the asteroids
- Hunt for treasure, but don’t get hunted yourself
- Ready, aim, and fire yourself onto an opposing galleon
- Walk the plank, but don’t fall over
- Barricade your home to stave off zombies
- Follow the recipe to brew the perfect potion
- Feed the bear candy before he feeds on you
- Build the perfect snowman, but watch out for pointy carrots
- Pouring drinks from a rickety ladder is inadvisable
- Time your jump or get stuck in a chimney
- Package the chocolates or feel love’s bite
- Don’t Dumb with scissors
- Drive up to a scenic lookout (but make sure to brake)
- Don’t crack under pressure during an egg race
- Find a bunny buddy in the dangerous wilderness
- Steer clear of rotten eggs

PLUS
- Perfect your dumb-death prevention skills to unlock the full set of characters for your train station
- Earn your own local copy of the original video
- Create your own Dumb Ways character from loads of facial features, accessories and more!
Watch the original Webby and Cannes award-winning video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

What's New

Version 2.9.2

- Bug fixes
- Performance improvements

Thanks for playing!

Ratings and Reviews

4.1 out of 5

1.4K Ratings

1.4K Ratings

Editors' Notes

Death’s never been funnier. Funny enough that when we die while poking a bear or wiring house lights, we’re as happy as when we live. Win or lose, these clever, cartoonish mini-games make survival an irresistible challenge.

Missing something

Pinky72

I really want to like this game. Really really. But there are some serious things wrong with it and it’s going to take a lot of fixing to get me to increase my rating.

For example - some of the instructions flash up so quickly on the screen and give you all of 3 seconds to read them before you have to start with the action you’re meant to do. If you don’t see the instructions, you’ll miss out on what you’re meant to do and die. I’m quite a fast reader, but I’d need to be the Flash in order to read some of these instructions. I have, quite literally, blinked and missed the instruction on the screen, which inevitably causes the death of the bean.

The game where you’re supposed to move your finger across the screen to shine the spotlight on to the psycho to find him before the time runs out, never works. The interface between your finger on the screen and the spotlight is way off and barely moves a few millimetres even with broad swipes or sweeps.

The game where you have to select the fresh food doesn’t work either. You can select the fresh food every time and the bean still eats the rotten piece and dies.

There’s some great aspects to this game but there are a lot of bugs that need fixing.

I liked it before.....but now not so sure

Awsome game, great game

This game when first got it (which was years ago, when it first came out) it was actually very good. They didn’t have as many ads as they do today. Which to be honest is annoying. When I die I don’t want to be looking at an ad on homescape or whatever.

I understand that they’re trying to make money but I don’t want to see it pretty much after every time I die. So please if the developers see this review please go back to how it used to be with out as many ads.

Also ps before some plays the game ask them have they ever played the game before and if they haven’t give them some levels to practice on. Don’t just THROW THEM INTO THE DEPEND!!

Information

Seller
Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd
*WEA.AppPages.Size*
414.3 MB
Category
Games
Compatibility
Requires iOS 9.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad and iPod touch.
Languages
English
Age Rating
Rated 12+ for the following:
Frequent/Intense Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
Infrequent/Mild Realistic Violence
Copyright
© Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd. Co-published by PopReach Incorporated.
Price
Free
In-App Purchases
  1. Remove Ads £1.99
  2. Coin Doubler £1.99
  3. Dumb Amount of Coins £1.99

Supports

  • Family Sharing

    Up to six family members will be able to use this app with Family Sharing enabled.

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