Simulator of the life of the hobo.

• Get drunk and achieve the maximum popularity!
• Search for coins on the streets, wash cars, fight other hobos, rob strangers and banks!
• Open your office or start your own startup!
• Make the most money in the shortest time! Compete with your friends!

Almost every event in this game happens randomly.
Every move equals one day. Every day your health, happiness and satiety decrease.
If your health, happiness or satiety will drop to zero, you have 7 days to improve the situation, otherwise you will die.
Every year you will celebrate your birthday and get presents.
Every day you have a chance to find empty bottles and then sell them.

Sooner or later your hobo will die from old age. To avoid that, you can buy an immortality pill. Note that it DOES NOT protect you from dying from hunger, sickness, unhappiness or poverty.

If you play this game on the iPhone, the menu is opened by swiping right. You can also switch categories using two-finger vertical scrolling.

You can backup your game using iTunes file sharing.

What's New

Version 1.1

• Added ability to switch categories using two-finger vertical scrolling.
• Minor bug fixes.

Ratings and Reviews

4.3 out of 5

403 Ratings
403 Ratings

Some Suggestions


It’s a good game. However, I do have a few issues. For example, I “won the lottery” 3 times in a very short space of time. And winning the lottery is supposed to be more rare than getting struck by lightning. It just took away some of the realism. Maybe if there was a separate option to buy a scratch card or a lottery ticket per week in the game that might improve it. But the probability would have to be realistic. Also having randomised events such as the car hating a flat tire, which would cost to fix, would add some more realistic effects to the game. But overall, I enjoy the game. Thank you.

Horrific UI/UX on what could be a great incremental game.


The UI makes little sense and has you switching menus more than anything.

The alerts are uncategorised and essentially lead to a flickering box at the bottom of the screen whilst they catch up. Modals/confirms are so commonly closed by the action you were performing. Key information/tasks that need action were missed quite a lot.

There’s not much indication of the impact of certain buttons/tasks, and you don’t find out about the full restrictions until you try and press it.

The balance is also way off, the jump to dollars is really high, and made very little sense in context.

Having said that, I got to what I’d consider the end (no more goals) in approx 5h, and it was an okay incremental.

Cleaning up the UI, making it more linear and rebalancing some elements would make it good.

After that, adding more steps in between hobo and president might be worthwhile, with lower dollar amounts to bring back some semblance of balance there.

Few issues


Some of the impacts and costs of things relative to others make little sense. I think the costs are ok because obviously it's a game, and the impacts aren't too big of an issue, but it's worth looking at. My main issue is the ads at the bottom, right where the text for the game is. Constant flashing isn't ideal, and there's no warning of it. Move the text, or remove the ads (keep in mind as well that the ads cover your shopping cart icon, and it's not obvious that the bar is scrollable).
Actually quite addictive, general clicker game but with more precision required at the start.


Denis Tokarev
20.4 MB
Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad and iPod touch.
English, Russian
Age Rating
You must be at least 17 years old to download this application.
Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
© 2014 Denis Tokarev
In-App Purchases
  1. Extra Light Pack £0.99
  2. Mega Pack £4.99
  3. Light Pack £1.99


  • Family Sharing

    Up to six family members will be able to use this app with Family Sharing enabled.

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