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“This app is ingenious” – Cult of Mac

“Way too fun” – Geekazine

“Can’t stop laughing” – bOing bOing

“Simple to use and often hilarious… with great production value” – Appolicious/Yahoo

“Completely unique app… effortless to create… interesting and enjoyable” – Apple’N’Apps

“Has the potential for lots of hilarity and fun. May it live long and prosper.” – Examiner.com

“Shatoetry boldly goes where no app has gone before” – IGN & Mashable

“It will keep you amused and connected with your friends" – MacNewsWorld

“Shatoetry combines the addictive nature of magnet poetry with the convenience of a smart phone app… Playing alone is fun, but it could be a really cool party game, too. All of these qualities make the app well worth the price to download.” – Nerdist

“Once you download it you'll say to yourself, ‘Of course! This app is brilliant!’” – Crave Online

“Totally different than anything else you’ve ever seen.” – William Shatner


I am pleased to present to you my official app.

I created it to invite you to collaborate with me – through Shatoetry.

Shatoetry lets you arrange words to compose sentences, statements, phrases, messages… and hear me perform them for you.

That’s right: You author it, and I’ll recite it.

And what do we call that? A Shatism, of course.

You can save the Shatisms you create, send them to your friends by email, and share them through social media.

You can team up with other Shatoetists through GameCenter and co-create with your friends online. Or pass it around the room to take turns Shatoetizing with that person next to you.

Some people like to use it to compose poetry and haiku… but the more common and practical creations are simple sentences, phrases, word juxtapositions… even individual words sent in my voice as messages, comments, and communications to friends can be really fun.

You’ve heard my spoken-word performances. But until now, you’ve only ever heard what I wanted to say. This one-of-a-kind app makes it truly interactive for everyone. It’s a way for you to express your thoughts and your ideas, using my voice.

Now when you want to say something, with Shatoetry on your iPhone, I’m there to say it for you!

So give it a try. And happy Shatoetizing!

My best, Bill


*** If you'd like assistance, please email our support team at support@shatoetry.com.

*** This app contains over 500 words, each with 3 different versions in delivery... so you can't say *everything* but you sure can say a lot of things! Additional wordpacks are available for purchase from within the app.

What's New

Version 2.0.0

New for Shatoetry 2.0.0:

Twice the bits = Twice the fun! Shatoetry is now 64 bit compatible. We have also:
- Updated sharing to Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter.
- Addressed issues with multiplayer.
- A myriad of other minor adjustments.


Customer Reviews

Disappointed Shat-Fan!


Sadly this App was as bad as I thought it was going to be. As a real Shatner Fan I felt this is a cynical half-assed attempt at milking idiots like me. As a 0.9 version this might be acceptable, but for the price it is awful!!
Why? So many basic words from the English language are missing - greetings, common linking words, and so on.
Surely this would have been much better to have a phonetic scripting and pronunciation system in order to generate the words? I mean, did the great Shat sit down for just an afternoon dictating this measly list of words? C'mon Bill, how about a bit of dedication and actually making this a useful App?!!

Not sure about this

App tryer and buyer

I bought this thinking it was some sort of creation tools to complete a sentence and play it back. Well it sort of did that but I got frustrated with the process which is long drawn out and awkward. Words like Hi, Hello, Bill, William and Shatner are also missing as I thought perhaps you could make up something like an answer phone message. The fact that it cost it me 69p wasn't an issue but I have to say overall, very disappointed with this app. Sorry Bill, you still are a legend by the way. Live long and prosper!

God finally has his own app


This app just shows how diverse and immense Sir William Shatner is. The more you like the Shat, the more you'll like the app. Well polished, hopefully there will be more words to come. Plus the ability to save your favourite phrases and send them to your friends would be great.
All hail the Shatner.


Blindlight, LLC
43.6 MB
Requires iOS 9.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad and iPod touch.
Age Rating
Rated 4+
© 2012-2017 Blindlight Apps
In-App Purchases
  1. More Words £0.99
  2. Space Words £1.99
  3. Valentine Words £0.99


  • Family Sharing

    Up to six family members will be able to use this app with Family Sharing enabled.

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