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Description

Shiny thing make it all better! Hello and welcome to the official Daily Mash App, the thing you can put on your iThings from Britain's biggest satire website.

What's in it?

* All the latest stories from the Daily Mash listed in an easy to use list.

* Stuff about sport, if you enjoy that kind of thing

* Advice from our ten year-old Agony Aunt Holly Harper

* Your astrological week ahead with Psychic Bob

* The entire Mash archive. Every single story the Daily Mash has ever written, available for you to finger at will.

* An email and share thing for Facebook and Twitter.

Thank you and good day

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What's New

Version 1.86

Bug fixes

Ratings and Reviews

1.5 out of 5
85 Ratings
85 Ratings

Constant Pop ups!

Ceebstar

Was a great app and I loved the random shake the phone for an article. However, as others have noticed, constant pop ups for Lego city and FIFA 18 have made it unusable. I used to like Lego but this is taking the shine off it. I also uninstalled this App.

It has now been confirmed that the most entertaining aspect of this App are the reviews it gets. The hilarity of reading how crap this app is now a substitute to reading the Daily Mash Articles themselves that were, at some point in the past, accessible via this App.

A spokesman from the Daily Mash said,”None of our readers ever get past the pop-ups so there is no real point me writing new material. The real genius is that the readers themselves are contributing material, for free, fuelled only by the agony of their frustration. I’ve got enough ideas for a 2nd career parodying current affairs with zero effort. I am off to the pub.”

Man able to read article without ad popping up

Closerunthing

A man has been amazed to be able to read a whole Daily Mash article without an infuriating ad popping up. City worker Wayne Hobbes said it was probably just a glitch on his phone that prevented the ads and is not hopeful of it ever happening again. Bin man Hayes said “I normally spend my breaks and lunch time, well all day if I’m honest, trying to read just one story without being deluged by crap but it’s just not possible. It’s more addictive than Candy Crush though.”
Professor Harry Blueberry of the IMF said “Like any self respecting Hedge Fund company The Mash shows a thin veneer of friendliness which masks a molten pot of concentrated evil whose sole purpose is to destroy your will to live.”
Janet Trihorn of the Mash commented “Can’t wait for Halloween.”

Works perfectly...in China.

DoomGnomes

Now, now, we’ll have no pop-ups here.

Having read some of the other reviews for this app (or A P P, as they say over here) I think it can be assumed that we all misunderstand why this was made.
It was never supposed to be used by people who will understand it in the UK, but true to dailymash form, was meant as a high concept avant-garde experience.
Why create a functional user experience for your target demographic when you can create it for an entire nation who will be perplexed by your mere existence.
To that end they have outdone themselves so to the dailymash I say, très bien, 很好 and very well played.
Maybe to complete the piece, they could strip out the share by Facebook and Twitter functions to replace them with WeChat and VK or MySpace and Bebo.
Either way keep up the good work.

Information

Seller
Mashed Productions Ltd
Size
8.1 MB
Category
News
Compatibility
Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad and iPod touch.
Languages
English
Age Rating
You must be at least 17 years old to download this application.
Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity
Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humour
Copyright
© Mashed Productions Ltd
Price
Free

Supports

  • Family Sharing

    Up to six family members will be able to use this app with Family Sharing enabled.

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