Viz Profanisaurus Das Krapital
By Dennis Publishing Ltd
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The brand new Profanisaurus Das Krapital App brings 12,000 degenerate definitions to your hand.
Cross-linked entries enable you to finally make sense of what a sleeping fruit bat is and why you'd never want to mention knuckle glitter in polite company.
Browse profanities by topics ranging from verbal to the loo, alphabetically or at random, and make your own list of favoured words so that you can find the perfect term to define those difficult situations when you're on the train home next to a Pocket Fisherman.
Enliven your dull Email, Twitterings and Facebook life with the full folly and crudity of Roger's largest Profanisaurus yet.
Even better, it's completely uncensored enabling you to enjoy Viz just as Roger intended.
What's New in Version 2.0
A mere twelve years into the new millennium, Viz is being dragged effing and blinding into the 21st Century with the launch of a brand new version of the Profanisaurus app – and it's now available for the iPad.
The entire text of Das Krapital is still contained in the new, fully-interactive Viz Profanisaurus app but this new version is universal, so has been designed to make full use of the iPad's large screen.
iPad users get to enjoy specially-drawn cartoons and colourful illustrations along with awesome new features to keep laughing through the filthiest writing in the English language:
Daily Profanity sees Roger use notifications to let you know his favourite profanity of the day
Send your friends a terrific postcard of your favourite profanity via Facebook, Twitter or email
Shock your colleagues and fellow commuters by reading the profanities in new full screen mode
Discover the most popular profanities in the world with freshly updated charts
Follow the links between one word or phrase to another and improve your bad English vocabulary!
As Roger says:
“What modern hipsters have been crying out for is a new, up-to-date iPad app to turn cyberspace as blue as a baboon's arse. And here it is.”
My whole life I've always felt a yearning for an undefinable something, feeling empty became the norm, I never thought I could fill the void until I downloaded this app. Look up breather ring. When I read it I laughed so hard my face went droopy on one side!
Recent update has broken this app which used to be great. Won't let you choose favourites or A-Z search and just crashes instead. I an not the only one with this problem and resets etc don't work. Sort it out!!
Used to work perfectly without a hitch but something has gone badly, badly wrong. I can open the app, where I'm told previous bugs have been fixed, etc (didn't know there were any!), I can press "Done", but if I try and switch to a different tab bar item the app crashes to home screen. Every time without fail. Even after a reinstall after deleting and hard resetting the device (iPhone 5).
Please just roll back to the previous version!!
- Category: Entertainment
- Updated: 24 October 2012
- Version: 2.0
- Size: 14.9 MB
- Language: English
- Developer: Dennis Publishing Limited
- Copyright © Dennis Publishing Limited 2011. All rights reserved.
Compatibility: Requires iOS 5.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch. This app is optimized for iPhone 5.