I Can Make You Hate
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Would you like to eat whatever you want and still lose weight?
Who wouldn't? Keep dreaming, imbecile.
In the meantime, if you'd like to read something that alternates between laugh-out-loud-funny and apocalyptically angry, keep holding this book. Steal it if necessary.
In his latest collection of rants, raves, hastily spluttered articles and scarcely literate scrawl, Charlie Brooker proves that there is almost nothing in this universe, big or small, that can't reduce a human being to a state of pure blind hatred.
It won't help you lose weight, feel smarter, sleep more soundly, or feel happier about yourself. It WILL provide you with literally hours of distraction and merriment. It can also be used to stun an intruder, if you hit him with it correctly (hint: strike hard, using the spine, on the bridge of the nose).
ONLY A P***K WOULDN'T BUY THIS BOOK. DON'T BE THAT P***K.
I like it, and books often make me so angry I hit things! Well done Charlie.
There's enough hate in the world.....
.....without needing the help of this book. So negative and definitely unnecessary. Don't buy it.