Dirty Mother Pukka
By Mother Pukka
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A panel of mothers, a panel of papas and one simple mission: to Parent the Sh!t out of Life. This is the honest, funny and occasionally grotty podcast for people who happen to be parents. Mother Pukka (Anna Whitehouse) is a journalist, editor, vlogger and family-flogger. With partner Papa Pukka (Matt Farquharson), they believe parents can laugh through the madness of keeping small humans alive.Each episode puts grown-up quandaries to a panel of brutally honest mums, followed by a panel of equally frank dads, to reveal the dirty truth of each rung of the parental ladder. Whatever the questions, Dirty Mother Pukka is the #nofilter truth about modern parenting.
||Explicit#20 SEX ED: Cock Soup and the Fanny Hoo-haa||It's the biggie: the end-of-season finale tackles the questions we all want to avoid - where do babies come from? What's this called? Why haven't I got one of those? The male and female panels give their take on educating small people, d...||7 3 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#19a QUICKIE: What Does Your Wife Think?||A one-off all-male quickie (not like that) with the dad panellists confessing what their other halves think of them airing the family laundry on air.||28 2 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#19 SCHOOL OF LIFE: How to Make Clever People||Half the panellists are dyslexic, and no-one' s really sure how phonics works, so how should we educate our small people? The panels talk home v classroom and what really matters in educashun.||21 2 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean#18a QUICKIE: Conquering the Domestic Load||A look back at episode 18, and why Matt's face is melting faster than the baddie at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.||14 2 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#18 HOME FRONTS: Conquering the Domestic Load||Who does what in the relentless doggy paddle of domestic life? The boys and girls confess to tales of strife and how to combat them, from managing basic family sustenance and hygiene to dry humping by the dryer.||7 2 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#17a QUICKIE: Navigating a World of Smut||Matt and Anna consider the porn episode, and the lessons to be learnt from a Dutch 'hand job tutor'||31 1 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#17 PORN FREE: Navigating a World of Smut||Is it OK to watch porn? Can it ever be a social activity or is it a strictly solo endeavour? And what on earth is cake-farting? In this episode, the panels discuss the morality of grot, the misadventures of 'friends' and the battle of print v...||24 1 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#16a QUICKIE: How to Raise a Tiny Feminist||Matt and Anna look back at the last episode and quickly deviate to speculation about E.T.'s toilet habits.||17 1 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#16 BOYS & GIRLS: How to Raise a Tiny Feminist||The panels get worthy (very briefly) as they discuss kids and feminism and trying to keep their tiny people chauvinism free. Also contains gags about genitals.||10 1 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitNEW YEAR'S QUICKIE: So now what?||Matt and Anna compare notes on their Christmas and fail to make any resolutions.||3 1 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCHRISTMAS SPECIAL: A Survival Guide||To mark the festive perineum (the bit between Christmas and New Year) the panels discuss family survival techniques, best times for boozing and racist relatives.||27 12 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitCHRISTMAS QUICKIE: A Festive Tale||Boy podcaster Noel has written a festive poem for his daughters, the big soppy. So, as a one-off quickie special, we have the world premier of Cherry and Violet Save Christmas with Farts.||20 12 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#14 CROWD CONTROL: Other People's Children||You're genetically programmed to love your own kids, but how to cope with other people's? Is it ok to wrestle a stranger's child? Do you swerve the snot-encrusted spawn of others entirely? How should you react to being b...||13 12 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#13a QUICKIE: From Parent to Referee||A look back at episode 13 becomes the first ever solo QUICKIE.||6 12 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#13 SIBLING RIVALRY: From Parent to Referee||When the family triangle becomes a square (or even a pentagon) how does the first child react? How can you make your kids friends when one's trying you eat the other? The panel tackle the travails of siblings.||29 11 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#12a QUICKIE: Your Family and Social Media||Anna and Matt look back at episode 12 before the conversation deteriorates to cover emergency toilet paper alternatives.||22 11 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#12 SOCIAL STIGMA: Your Family and Social Media||Is it OK to plaster your nippers all over your social feeds? What about 'outing' your mother as a closet lesbian on Facebook, just for the lols? The panels consider the big questions about 'sharenting'.||15 11 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitQUICKIE: Drinking Around Children||Welcome to Dirty Mother Pukka Quickies. No panels here, just Mother Pukka (Anna) and Papa Pukka (Matt), huddled in their kitchen and hiding from their children for a look back at the last episode.||9 11 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#11 BOTTOMS UP: Drinking Around Children||Parenting is it's own reward, but booze also helps. Has 'gin o'clock' gone too far though? The panels discuss what's OK, what's not, and the morality of spiking white russians with breast milk.||1 11 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBONUS - NATASHA: The Best of Season 1||With only one more week to go until the launch of Season 2, we take a look back at all of Natasha's LOL moments...||25 10 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBONUS - NOEL: The Best of Season 1||Season 2 is right around the corner, so here's another look back at our favourite bits from our first season. Take it away, Noel!||18 10 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBONUS − POLLY: The Best of Season 1||The next season of Dirty Mother Pukka is just round the corner, so here's some of our favourite moments from our first 10 episodes. This week it's time to look back at the outrageous best bits from our favourite potty-mouth, Polly!||11 10 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitBONUS − JOE: The Best of Season 1||In anticipation from an all-new season of Dirty Mother Pukka, we've put together some best bits from Season 1 for your enjoyment! This week, we've gathered our favourite moments from our favourite bearded northerner. Take it away, Joe!||4 10 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean#10 STICK OR TWIST: Going For The Second Child||As they say, double your pleasure, double your fun. But how do you double-down on your offspring while keeping your s**t together? In the last episode of this series, our panels give their two cents on baby number two.||26 7 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#9 TRUE ROMANCE: How To Keep The Love Alive Once The Baby's Arrived||Post-baby, is romance a labour of love? In this episode, we ask our panels how to keep the romance alive when couples make the shift from girlfriend and boyfriend, to mum and dad.||19 7 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#8 SEXUAL HEALING: Love, Sex & Baby||Oh baby! If giving birth wasn't enough to put you off sex for life, at some point normal bedtime service will be resumed. In this smut-tastic episode, we see how our panels got back down to business as usual now they have a screaming baby in tow.||12 7 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#7 REALITY CHECK: Adjusting Physically (& Mentally)||Raising a human comes with its fair share of strain on new parents - trust us, we’ve all been there. In this episode, our mamas and papas talk frankly about about body and mind. Strength.||5 7 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#6 RETURN TO SENDER: The First Few Weeks||You're recovering from the shell shock of birth, and now it's time to face the music - it's baby time. In this episode, we reflect on those first few weeks with the fresh spawn, and the things we learned (and mistakes we made) when the b...||28 6 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#5 SPLASHDOWN: The Birth||THIS IS NOT A DRILL! It’s the big one... labour. In this episode, the mummy and daddy panels give us their take on the “best” day of their lives. We talk NCT, mucus plugs and the so-called beauty of finally giving birth.||14 6 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Clean#4 KNOCKED UP: Early Pregnancy||The 9 month clock is ticking...(only 18 more years to go). In this episode we talk antenatal classes, announcements, and how new mamas and papas react to the tidal wave of hormones sent to help us parent! Read more at MotherPukka.co.ukFollow us on Ins.||7 6 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#3 A RIGHT SHAG: Trying To Get Pregnant||Whether you're shrewd shaggers or at it like rabbits, when it comes to having a baby you can't help but become obsessive bean counters. In this episode, our panels get down and dirty and tell us their conception stories.||24 5 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#2 SLAM SPUNK: Bonking With Intent||Trying can be trying. How do you transition from casual sex, to a permanent mating partner, and then full-on baby making? In this episode we ask our panel of women, and our panel of men, about the t-word... "trying".||10 5 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit#1 CHECK MATE: The Years B.C. (Before Child)||The years BC. The years Before Child. How did we pick the mate? How many slipped through the net? Would David Attenborough have been on the sidelines saying, “and here we have the primitive male making his l...||3 5 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitTRAILER: Dirty Mother Pukka||Tap 'Subscribe' right now, to get the first episode of our new weekly podcast very soon!||20 4 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
I never say this but LOL!!!
Loved your first podcast. You guys rocked it. Actually made me, it's official, LOL. And I hate that expression. Can't wait for your next one. You made an hour of retouching fly by. Cheers!
Like being among friends...
Loved this first episode - I could relate to so many of stories and anecdotes. Really made me smile. The perfect accompaniment to working from home while the kids are at school!
Top notch lols
Funny, heartwarming, listen to b.c!