Luff on Mars
By Brian Luff
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Luff on Mars is the poetry podcast of London-based writer and performer Brian Luff, who has written comedy for Channel 4, Channel 5 and ITV. Brian is a former web editor at the BBC, a specialist in digital content and an occasional visiting lecturer in comedy writing at Bournemouth University.
||CleanVolume – by Brian Luff||The most powerful PA system on the planet, Near as damn it, Belonged to the Pink Floyd and the hairy roadies they employed… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/volume.mp3||31 5 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe day the Sun exploded – by Brian Luff||We didn’t go down the Kings Head, The day the Sun exploded. We got a take-away instead, The day the Sun exploded… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/the_day_the_sun.mp3||25 5 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanI took a stand – Brian Luff||I took a stand. I took it from a junk shop in Caledonian Road. I should have paid for it I know but it would probably not have sold… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/stand.mp3||17 5 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanSpeed bumps are destroying my car – by Brian Luff||All four tyres have sustained major damage, The suspension’s now well below par. Every half concealed hump is attacking my sump. Speed bumps are destroying my car… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/speed_bumps.mp3||10 5 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanShard – by Brian Luff||There’s a game that I play with my partner, In fall, summer, winter and spring. When the Shard is on screen, we get ready to scream, And we call out the name of the thing… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/shard.mp3||2 5 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanI had Satan tattooed on my face – by Brian Luff||I had Satan tattooed on my face, A magnificent creation. Now I cannot get a job, Which is plain discrimination… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/satan_tattoo.mp3||25 4 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThere’s a racehorse living in the flat upstairs – by Brian Luff||There’s a racehorse living in the flat upstairs, An odd place for a horse to dwell. It’s a quadrupod, and it’s fully shod, And it’s a living hell… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/racehorse.mp3||18 4 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanTheresa May is addicted to QVC – by Brian Luff||It’s threatening a smooth Brexit, And it first came to light when A hundred jiffy bags a day Were being delivered to Number 10… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/qvc.mp3||11 4 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanI’ve just been run over by a woman with a pram – by Brian Luff||I flew into the air And landed with a nasty crack. But it was a hit and run, And the pram did not look back… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/pram.mp3||4 4 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanThe power of words – by Brian Luff||Words are a type of fossil fuel, That’s found in seams and veins. Words are made of carbon, And are ancient trees’ remains… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/power_of_words.mp3||28 3 2018||Free||View in iTunes|