Milk Faced - Parenting For Imbeciles
By Robbie Knox & Sally Freeman
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Milk Faced is a podcast for people with a laissez-faire attitude to parenting. It features news, reviews, interviews and general discussion of parenting and families. Milk Faced is presented by Robbie Knox and Sally Freeman, who have a total of four children between them, so must know what they're talking about.
||033: Stranger Danger!||In this cheery show we’re discussing risk and danger and how much you should protect your offspring from the horrors of the world. We chat about physical danger, whether to worry about strangers, and the new dangers that lurk in the internet.||7 9 2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||032: Sports For Children||In this episode we learn how to properly Judy Murray your kids and set them up for athletic glory, about Sally’s sporting success in the fields of horse beauty and hockey, and her shame at being kicked out of Brownies for planting pornography in a chi||1 9 2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||031: Holidaying With Kids||Villa? Hotel? Tent? Booze cruise? In Milk Faced 31 we discuss the ideal holiday with kids, and how to make your summer break as pain free as possible. Links for you: Our upcoming skiing adventure where we intend not to see our kids for a week is with S.||24 8 2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||030: Milk Faced – The Return||Hello sailors! The good ship Milk Faced is back in port. Shiver me timbers, etc. After eight months of intensive podcasting training (drinking gin) we’ve returned to the virtual airwaves with renewed vigour.||17 8 2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||029: Kellie Shirley Has Twins||For the Milk Faced Christmas special we’ve been chatting to Kellie Shirley, actress off of Eastenders, The Office, Wimbledon, Run For Your Wife and One Man Two Governors. She talks about her 4-month-old twins, Christmas, Wetherspoons, acting,||24 12 2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||028: Boys v Girls with Georgina Fuller||In this episode the journalist Georgina Fuller joins us to chat about a variety of topics including the difference between boys and girls, life in the countryside, saying yes to things, village Zumba, and the time Robbie accidentally punched a woman i||9 12 2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||027: Adoption||In this episode of Milk Faced we speak to Randall and Stuart, a gay couple with two adopted children who tell us about their experiences of adoption in America, and how it differs from the UK system. It’s a bit more serious than the usual nonsense we||26 11 2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit026: Should I Have A Baby? (With Sadie Hasler)||In Milk Faced 026 we talk to the award winning playwright, author, columnist, actress and co-artistic director of Old Trunk Theatre Company, Miss Sadie Hasler, as she talks about deciding whether tor not to have children.||23 6 2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||025: Children’s Parties with Joz Norris||This week children’s entertainer, comedian and general nice man Joz Norris tells us all about kids’ parties, magic tricks, and hitting on hot nannies. There’s plenty of advice on what makes a good party, so try and get through the first seven minu||24 4 2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||024: Baby Eczema, Baby Prisons & Books||We’re back! Did you miss us? This week we discuss dealing with children’s eczema and Sally’s plans to see the UK’s most expensive dermatologist. If you’ve got any eczema experience, drop us an e-mail: email@example.com.||25 3 2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||023: Ruth Field, Running and Health||This week, the author Ruth Field pops down to the Milk Faced studio complex to talk about running, healthy eating, her twins, and why her mother prays for her! It’s probably the best episode we’ve done, so well worth listening to.||4 2 2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||022: Punishment||In this jam-packed episode of Milk Faced we answer a reader’s e-mail asking for advice on punishing children. We also talk about the amazing ebay buggy advert and the boy who got fined for missing a birthday party.||29 1 2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||021: AIDSburgers & Paedo Teachers||This episode was supposed to be about sex education but rapidly went downhill. We talk about Sally’s mental dreams, rolling condoms onto bananas, and the prevalence of paedophiles in 1980s schools. This all comes from the Swedish genital cartoon which||14 1 2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||020: New Year’s Resolutions||Happy New Year! In this week’s audio explosion we’re making our parenting New Year’s resolutions. We also discuss the aftermath of placenta eating, and Robbie’s move to the country. At some point we discuss the documentary Fed Up,||7 1 2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||019: Eating Placenta – Part Two||Merry Christmas! In part two of our human eating special we tuck in to a lovely Christmas meal of roast placenta. Just the thing to serve to the family. Will Robbie, Sally and our special guest, the author and journalist Mike Millar, eat some?||24 12 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||018: Eating Placenta – Part One||In this week’s episode we’re joined by the author and journalist Mike Millar as we prepare a traditional Christmas roast placenta. We talk you through the preparation and cooking of this delightful taste explosion. Yummy!||17 12 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||017: Breastfeeding, Protests & Getting Offended||Boobies! This week we’re talking about breastfeeding, or more specifically the pressures, expectations and barriers women encounter whilst breastfeeding. It’s in the news because a nice lady called Louise Burns got asked to cover up whilst breastfee||10 12 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||016: Christmas Traditions||Happy advent! In this week’s show we get you in the festive spirit with chat about Christmas traditions. This includes our family traditions, and strange (arguably racist) traditions from around the world. We also receive our first ever complaint from||3 12 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||015: Girl Stuff with Louisa Peacock, Daily Telegraph Deputy Women’s Editor||In this week’s podcast a proper journalist Louisa Peacock, Deputy Women’s Editor at The Daily Telegraph, joins us to talk about women and how to raise girls. And very good she is too. We discuss feminism, body image,||20 11 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||014: City v Country – Where To Bring Up Kids||Where should you bring up your kids – the city or the country? As Robbie is moving to the countryside after fifteen years in London we discuss whether the bright lights of the city or the tranquility of the country is the better place to raise your of||13 11 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||013: Antenatal, Postnatal and Baby Classes||Wondering whether to spend £1000 on NCT classes or go for the free hospital ones? Want to know what Baby Sensory is? Want to know what to do if you get kidnapped by terrorists? We answer all these question in episode 013 of Milk Faced where we talk abo||6 11 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||012: Non-parent Special (or Why Parents Are Annoying)||In dark times do you ever dream of a time without children? Well our guests this week are living that dream! Yes, it’s the Milk Faced Non-parents special. Our guests are two dedicated non-parents, Tristan Rosenfeldt,||23 10 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||011: Baby Checklists & Gender Reveal Parties||Do I need to buy a Hermes changing bag with diamond-encrusted baby wipe holder? In episode 011 of Milk Faced, we let you know what you need to buy and what you don’t. We talk through a list of ‘new baby essentials’ we found on the Mothercare websi||16 10 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||010: Kids TV Role Models||Peppa Pig endorses drink driving, according to one of our listeners. Big claim. In today’s show we discuss which kids TV characters are good role models for our offspring, following an e-mail from a reader whose core beliefs had been rocked by a recen||9 10 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||009 – Testicular Torsion||The NHS tried to cut Robbie’s balls off. That’s the bulk of this week’s show. Good luck with that. Milk Faced regular Amy Overy sent us this link to someone talking about BA’s alternative car seat style basinet substitute.||3 10 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||008 – Awkward Questions From Children||“Daddy, what makes people die?” Today we discuss awkward questions from children, the pain difference between being kicked in the balls and childbirth, and more chat about how much alcohol you can drink and still breastfeed.||25 9 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||007 – Drinking Alcohol and Parenting||Today on Milk Faced we chatted about all things alcohol, mostly due to Robbie being hungover. We also had a bumper postbag, including some travelling with kids tips. If you’re interested in taking a pushchair on a plane,||18 9 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||Milk Faced 006 – Baby Names||This week’s episode is all about names. Firstly, a reader e-mailed in to ask for advice on what name parent should use for their children’s private parts. The main ‘feature’ however was a discussion about baby names following a viewer e-mail abo||11 9 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||Milk Faced 005 – Vasectomy Special||Vasectomies aren’t just having your testicles cut off. Who knew? In this episode Adam Sturdy, a man who has just been neutered, to tell us all about the procedure. Adam also accuses Princess Diana of being involved in selling photos of children to Eas||4 9 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||Milk Faced 004 – Home Births||In episode 004 of Milk Faced we chat home births, and tell the story of Robbie’s accidental career as a midwife. We also answer a listener’s question about Sally’s post-birth bottle of wine. For those of you with money to burn who want a taste of||29 8 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
Brilliant and funny and sexy and funny and brilliant
I quite liked it. Quite liked it. Yes.
For anyone about to have, or who has just had a baby, you have to listen to this.
I like these guys, I think if we met we'd be friends! Look forward to the weekly episode and finding out which twin is evil!