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A mockumentary podcast following fictional Premier League club Ashwood City FC.
||ExplicitEpisode 016: I'm A Chief Exec... Get Me Out of Here||As Ashwood are drawn against Kent rivals Gillingham in the FA Cup third round; Patrick has gone AWOL from the club as he attempts to close in on his purchase of the Ashwood City shares. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Ta...||9 12 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 015: Good Klopp Bad Klopp||As Ashwood prepare for the visit of Liverpool, Patrick is infuriated following derogatory comments about Ashwood from Jurgen Klopp and various analysts within the mainstream media. In an effort to enact revenge and give Ashwood the upper hand in the ga.||2 12 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 014: Board Games||Another defeat - this time away to relegation candidates Huddersfield Town, leaves Ashwood in the bottom three for the first time this season. The ownership begin to have mixed feelings about their Head Coach Felix Grosjean; leaving Patrick, Jess and W.||25 11 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 013: Battle of the Bastards||As Ashwood City combat a supporter protest during a game where both home and away fans have been banned; Woody is entering his third week of suspension, and is looking to make a comeback. Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Paul...||11 11 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 012: Snakes on a Train||As the scandal deepens and FA investigations continue, Head of Ethics: Benedict Rice, along with Chief Executive Patrick Nolan and the Vice Head of Football Operations Nick Bernardi have accompanied the playing staff aboard the train to Newcastle, as a.||4 11 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 011: Boats on a Scandal||During the height of the media storm following The Portsmouth Matter, Ashwood face Cardiff City on the pitch and an FA investigation off it, courtesy of the new Ashwood City Director of Ethics; Benedict Rice. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan He...||28 10 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 010: Lost in Translation||Ashwood City travel to Burnley after a disastrous and perplexing opening press conference for the new Head Coach; Felix Grosjean. The match takes a turn for the worse after a bust-up in the tunnel between Felix and Burnley manager Sean Dyche. Ashwood...||21 10 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 009: The French Connection||Patrick and Woody are en route to Marseille to obtain the services of Head Coach Felix Grosjean, but a stumbling block is put in their place as the Marseille Chief-Executive is having second thoughts. Jess is tasked with keeping Chinese betting corpora.||7 10 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 008: Out of Office||Following yet another defeat, this time at the hands of Chelsea; Ashwood City FC face action in the form of a last-minute supporter protest. With the club image in tatters, Jess is tasked with disrupting the protest and buying Ashwood some time - yet s.||30 9 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 007: Big Sam and Fries||Ashwood are moments away from hiring Big Sam as the ownership throw a last minute obstacle in their way. Meanwhile, as Liam Brightwell looks to take charge of his second game as caretaker manager, a disastrous Ashwood City tweet dismisses him from the .||23 9 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 006: Howe to Cheat Death||As Ashwood City failed to recruit a new manager during the international break they face Bournemouth with former under 23s coach Liam Brightwell as caretaker manager. Following the match Patrick is detained in Eddie Howe's office after a death thr...||16 9 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 005: Long Live The King||Following a huge result for Ashwood, Dan Watson's comments in a post-match interview leave reverberations around the club as Patrick, Jess and Woody attempt to curtail the lofty ambitions of their manager. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Do...||2 9 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 004: The Last Supper||On the eve of their game at Crystal Palace; Patrick, Woody and Dan have met for dinner in London. As the night progresses Dan becomes increasingly frustrated that his expected dinner guest in Roy Hodgson is yet to show. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan .||26 8 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 003: The Prince of Harkness||In their first home game of the season, Ashwood City play host to Brighton as stadium developments cause havoc. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall Additional voices: Om...||19 8 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 002: The Biter from the Balkans||Ashwood get their season underway at Vicarage Road as some serious foul play from their Croatian midfielder leaves Head of Communications Jess Tate clearing up the mess. Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan Helena Doughty as Jess Tate Ad...||12 8 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||ExplicitEpisode 001: Transfer Deadline Day||Join Ashwood City FC on deadline day as the club's lack of spending during the window sparks an internal crisis. After manager Dan Watson appears on national radio to air his frustrations regarding a quiet transfer window, club Chief-Executive Pat...||9 8 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
Brilliant! Hilarious! Can’t wait for more!
Best podcast I’ve come across, wish I was part of the team at Ashwood City. Keep these coming!
Fan-flipping - tastic
I don’t normally do reviews but I feel compelled to do this on this occasion. This is absolutely brilliant. Genuinely funny with plenty on in-jokes for football fans but a lot of general and genuine humour. Really worth a listen. Just try it
The dildo brothers approve.