We've Got No Idea What We're Gonna Say!
By Ben Simmons and Nick Murphy
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Ben Simmons and Nick Murphy's 20 minute bi-monthly podcast with no preparation whatsoever!
||Explicits4-11 - Sweets for my Sweet||Ben and Nick get sticky and sugary while maintaining proper oral hygieneIf you've ever wanted to know what Nick found on a Chess Grandmaster's computer or what Ben got up to at University, then listen and learn my beautiful friends, listen and learn!||9 2 2018||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits4-10 - Stick a finger up it||The boys are back, with the tenth episode of series four of their awarded non-winning podcast.We discuss castings, we discuss hotels, and we suprise Adam Jenkins by speaking to him.||11 5 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits4-09 - Chessington World of Prize||Live (not dead) from the South Wimbledon Studios, Ben & Nick are back with more insights into the world.If you want to hear about Donald Trump, training Priests, and animals with eyes - you've come to the right place. You may regret it, but it is the r||9 2 2017||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits4-08 - Unexpected Grievances with Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, and Benedict Cumberbatch *||*Guests may or may not actually be appearing*. Ben and Nick are excitedly presenting from their brand new South Wimbledon studios, and discuss the state of the world, Philosophy, and why Nick holds a grudge.||8 11 2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits4-07 - The Trustworthy Brothers||Ben and Nick are back, and are spreading their brand or trustworthiness to another amazing podcast. Nick talks about passwords, but don't let that put you off. Ben talks about his love of the board game Stratego, but don't let that turn you on.||22 8 2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits4-06 - Peeing in the Deadpool||In a nod to the late (not dead, just unpunctual) great Barry Norman, Ben & Nick talk about all the crazy things they get up to.LIke going to an early evening viewing at the cinema. Or complaining about kids nowadays.Party on everyone. Party on...||15 2 2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits4-05 - It's Not Worth-ing It||Because pre-recording the podcast means less work for them, Ben & Nick pre-recorded a large portion of this podcast.Ben was performing in Cinderella in the seaside town of Worthing over Christmas 2015, and we interviewed some of the poor people who had||5 1 2016||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits4-04 - Milk & More Dogging||Ben and Nick use the power of the internet and time-travel to combine a new podcast with a previous podcast guest!Kylie Butler brings her breasts into our Trafford Centre studious, and we'd like you to listen to those breasts.||19 11 2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits4-03 - Weirdy or Beardy||Ben and Nick moved in together, and it all went quiet.Too quiet.What the hell are they up to..?...Well - Nick grew a beard, and Ben didn't want to.That's about it.||9 6 2015||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits4-02 - I'll off white||A little more than one year after the original recording, Ben & Nick present their podcast live from the Isle of Wight 2013. Amazing event, awesome star guests, and quite a lot of booze.Here they come, direct to your ears!||11 8 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits4-01 - Squeak||In the words of Martin Luther King:"Ben and Nick have made it to Season 4 of their podcast"He was a bit weird like that.He had a dream though.So did we.It made us cry.This is our podcast about it.**This episode is in fact a normal podcast interview with||20 2 2014||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits3-12 - Team WGNI||2012 was a great year for Britain. The Diamond Jubilee, the Olympics, and in honour of all that makes Britain great, we offer up this podcast. For Britain. For Her Majesty. For the Glory. Oh, and it's three months late.||12 11 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits3-11 - The Drunkcast||We've talked about it, and now it happened. We were drunk. We're sorry.||2 8 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits3-10 - Shattered Bonds||When looking for an hot girl to return to the cosy space between Ben & Nick, who better than Lainy Scott?! She's funny, attractive, good to chat to, and likes football. In many ways she's the perfect woman. We quite like her.||22 5 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits3-09 - MiddleSex||Having finally escaped from his restraining device on the end of the phone line, Adam Jenkins rushes to join his old comrades-in-alms Ben & Nick. The first ever RETURNING studio-guest returns and is funny. Then we started recording him and it all went.||30 4 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits3-08 - Cereal Killers||When two boys in the prime of their life are left alone, with the whole of London at their doorstep, a world of possibilities just moments away - what do you expect will happen? Drunken debauchery? Drug-fuelled histeria? Catatonic guilt-free sex with mu||28 3 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits3-07 - Voice Males||Is there a more heavenly, ethereal sound than two idiots talking? Of course there is. However, returning to their roots (with a bottle of hair dye) Ben & Nick sit down in front of a microphone: Scriptless Guestless Witless||4 3 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits3-06 - Through the Mangle||Some said it would never happen. Some said it could never happen. But around ELEVEN YEARS after their groundbreaking show "A Musical Showcase", the team behind the original "Be Manic Productions" are reunited to the delight of their millions of fans. ..||19 1 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits3-05 - The Poisoned Challis||Marleeeeeeene! No, we haven't gone (more) mental. But we have been joined by legendary actor John Challis, from such shows as "Only Fools & Horses" and "The Green Green Grass". Not only that, we're in Weston-super-Mare. It literally (and figurativ...||4 1 2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicits3-04 - The Buttocksfly Effect||Just like the well known "Butterfly Effect", if you listen to this podcast, chaos will happen.||1 12 2011||Free||View in iTunes|