Horrible Histories, Series 1-3Closed Captioning
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Series 1 – 3 of the multi-award-winning series that revels in history’s most gruesome, bizarre, unpleasant, silly – but funniest moments.From the Woeful World Wars, the Measly Middle Ages and the Savage Stone Age to Cut-throat Celts, Groovy Greeks, Rotten Romans, Vicious Vikings and Awful Egyptians, Horrible Histories celebrates the strange facts, rotten rulers, gory battles, crazy inventions and weird and wonderful stories from the past in sketches and songs.
|1||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 1||A pirate captain worries about early bedtime, a soldier from World War I struggles to cook with fake||28:25||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|2||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 2||A Stone Age doctor tries to help a modern patient, a whining Pharaoh invents the pyramid, and Tudor||28:16||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|3||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 3||A Roman emperor finds a nasty alternative to candles, an Egyptian tries to save money on||28:20||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|4||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 4||The Tudors sing their family history, Bob explains the complete history of Rome in two minutes, and||28:22||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|5||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 5||A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea, and we discover||28:25||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|6||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 6||An evil Greek god appears on a daytime chat show, a rich Georgian swaps his wife with a peasant, and||28:03||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|7||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 7||The Houses Of Parliament in London smell of poo, Cinderella struggles with the Blitz, and Helen of||28:26||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|8||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 8||The Saxons exchange disgusting Christmas presents, a caveman goes on a TV cookery show, and we||28:25||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|9||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 9||A Victorian inspector checks that school is suitably cruel, HHTV News reports live from the Great||28:08||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|10||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 10||HHTV News reports live from the Battle of Thermopylae, Celt housewives find decorative uses for||28:24||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|11||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 11||Queen Victoria learns her British comforts aren’t very British, a Viking warrior won’t stop talking||28:13||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|12||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 12||A Victorian teacher is confused by her pupils' bizarre names, the Romans run out of animals to||28:17||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|13||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 13||A lazy aristocrat invents the sandwich, the Romans host their own revolting cookery show, and||28:18||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|14||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 1||A prank-loving emperor hosts a dinner party on Roman Come Dine with Me, the Durham Home Guard injure||28:26||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|15||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 2||A pirate captain regrets stealing a herd of seasick cows, a Georgian sportsman invents a whole new||28:22||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|16||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 3||In Ancient Greece, it's time for Spartan High School Musical, a jester breaks bad news to Henry VIII||28:26||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|17||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 4||Britain's greatest sailor, Admiral Nelson, turns out to be horribly seasick, two doctors from the||28:27||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|18||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 5||An Incan kid has the worst birthday ever, a Roman farmer meets a door-to-door poo salesman, and King||28:25||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|19||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 6||The Ug and Ugio families go head to head on Stone Age Family Fortunes, mad King George III's doctors||28:07||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|20||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 7||Joan of Arc gets a visit from a confused angel, a pirate captain tries to make his crew dress like||28:10||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|21||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 8||Some Vikings attack a monastery but can't remember why, a peasant gets a posh makeover on Georgian||28:18||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|22||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 9||The Stuarts are confused by the newly-discovered drink of tea, a Viking funeral ends in a massive||28:26||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|23||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 10||King Charles I sends someone else to get married for him, a new recruit regrets joining the Georgian||28:02||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|24||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 11||Barmy Roman emperor Caligula fails to invade Britain so collects seashells instead, King Henry VIII||28:11||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|25||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 12||Ug and Grunt demonstrate how to paint like a caveman, some silly World War Two codebreakers forget||28:21||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|26||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 13||A compilation of the songs from the series, featuring Spartan High School Musical, the Viking Rock||28:26||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|27||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 1||Meet an annoying French prankster from the Middle Ages, witness bizarre Aztec food on Historical||27:57||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|28||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 2||Some medieval knights discover the most disgusting way to attack a castle, the Saxons demonstrate||28:10||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|29||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 3||A confused World War I soldier spends his first day in the trenches, William Wallace launches his||28:07||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|30||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 4||An unusual Stuart highwayman doesn't always steal cash, a modern detective struggles to solve a||28:15||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|31||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 5||A Welsh prince from the Middle Ages has a very stupid death, King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette go||28:11||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|32||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 6||Henry VIII promotes his all meat, no vegetables diet plan, Bob Hale struggles desperately to explain||28:06||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|33||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 7||Robert Walpole struggles to talk to England's German king, a Scottish sportsman attacks dead cows in||27:57||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|34||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 8||HHTV reporter Mike Peabody gets caught up in the French Revolution, Henry VIII enjoys a highly||28:04||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|35||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 9||The Vikings launch their advert for 'We Sell Any Monk', Queen Elizabeth I surprises her court with||27:48||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|36||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 10||Some WWI soldiers try some very unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Plus, the not at all||28:10||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|37||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 11||Some WWI soldiers try some very unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Plus, the not at all||27:57||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|38||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 12||The people of Strasbourg literally can't stand still with 'Dance Fever', HHTV presenter Fearne||28:08||£1.89||View In iTunes|
|39||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 13||Savage Songs compilation. Featuring the hip hop battle of the boasting Celts, pop superstar||28:30||£1.89||View In iTunes|
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