Horrible Histories, Series 1 - 3Closed Captioning
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Series 1 – 3 of the multi-award-winning series that revels in history’s most gruesome, bizarre, unpleasant, silly – but funniest moments.From the Woeful World Wars, the Measly Middle Ages and the Savage Stone Age to Cut-throat Celts, Groovy Greeks, Rotten Romans, Vicious Vikings and Awful Egyptians, Horrible Histories celebrates the strange facts, rotten rulers, gory battles, crazy inventions and weird and wonderful stories from the past in sketches and songs.
|1||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 1||A pirate captain worries about early bedtime, a soldier from World War I struggles to cook with fake food, and the four King Georges form a boyband.||28:25||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|2||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 2||A Stone Age doctor tries to help a modern patient, a whining Pharaoh invents the pyramid, and Tudor King Henry VIII meets his dead friends.||28:16||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|3||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 3||A Roman emperor finds a nasty alternative to candles, an Egyptian tries to save money on mummification, and the Roundheads and Cavaliers from the English Civil War take part in Historical Wife Swap.||28:20||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|4||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 4||The Tudors sing their family history, Bob explains the complete history of Rome in two minutes, and a mad Victorian gentleman eats King Louis XIV's mummified heart.||28:22||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|5||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 5||A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea, and we discover disgusting beauty tips from Ancient Egypt.||28:25||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|6||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 6||An evil Greek god appears on a daytime chat show, a rich Georgian swaps his wife with a peasant, and we meet some weird medieval monsters.||28:03||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|7||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 7||The Houses Of Parliament in London smell of poo, Cinderella struggles with the Blitz, and Helen of Troy reveals her complicated love life.||28:26||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|8||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 8||The Saxons exchange disgusting Christmas presents, a caveman goes on a TV cookery show, and we discover the bizarre causes of World War I.||28:25||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|9||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 9||A Victorian inspector checks that school is suitably cruel, HHTV News reports live from the Great Plague, and Thumbelina drowns in poo.||28:08||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|10||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 10||HHTV News reports live from the Battle of Thermopylae, Celt housewives find decorative uses for severed heads, and we learn the revolting truth about Roman toilets.||28:24||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|11||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 11||Queen Victoria learns her British comforts aren’t very British, a Viking warrior won’t stop talking in rhyme, and the contestants try to become executioners on The Axe Factor.||28:13||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|12||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 12||A Victorian teacher is confused by her pupils' bizarre names, the Romans run out of animals to execute, and Queen Victoria advertises her exercise DVD.||28:17||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|13||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 1, Episode 13||A lazy aristocrat invents the sandwich, the Romans host their own revolting cookery show, and William Shakespeare is haunted by the ghost of King Richard III.||28:18||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|14||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 1||A prank-loving emperor hosts a dinner party on Roman Come Dine with Me, the Durham Home Guard injure themselves while learning first aid, and the Viking rock band paint the town red... literally.||28:26||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|15||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 2||A pirate captain regrets stealing a herd of seasick cows, a Georgian sportsman invents a whole new way of boxing, King Charles II raps about his party lifestyle, and the Georgian army goes to war against a bunch of naughty schoolboys.||28:22||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|16||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 3||In Ancient Greece, it's time for Spartan High School Musical, a jester breaks bad news to Henry VIII using armpit raspberries, learn how to stay fit with the Caveman Workout, and Roman emperor Nero stars in a (not very) romantic movie.||28:26||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|17||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 4||Britain's greatest sailor, Admiral Nelson, turns out to be horribly seasick, two doctors from the Middle Ages argue over how to treat a patient, discover the many uses for an Incan llama, and the World War 2 Girls sing about Girl Power on the Home Front.||28:27||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|18||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 5||An Incan kid has the worst birthday ever, a Roman farmer meets a door-to-door poo salesman, and King George IV embarks on a solo musical career.||28:25||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|19||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 6||The Ug and Ugio families go head to head on Stone Age Family Fortunes, mad King George III's doctors are even madder than he is, and Emperor Elagabalus launches his pranktastic Roman lottery.||28:07||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|20||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 7||Joan of Arc gets a visit from a confused angel, a pirate captain tries to make his crew dress like ladies, and Mrs Celt enjoys being a Roman on Historical Wife Swap.||28:10||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|21||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 8||Some Vikings attack a monastery but can't remember why, a peasant gets a posh makeover on Georgian Fashion Fix, Crimewatch BC tries to solve the murder of Julius Caesar, and prepare to be confused by the Egyptian Hieroglyphics song.||28:18||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|22||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 9||The Stuarts are confused by the newly-discovered drink of tea, a Viking funeral ends in a massive fight, a child evacuated in the Blitz thinks farm animals are monsters, and some cowboys sing about life in the Wild West.||28:26||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|23||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 10||King Charles I sends someone else to get married for him, a new recruit regrets joining the Georgian Army, and Queen Cleopatra reveals her weird beauty secrets.||28:02||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|24||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 11||Barmy Roman emperor Caligula fails to invade Britain so collects seashells instead, King Henry VIII plays tennis while Anne Boleyn is executed, and some naughty Saxon monks throw a funky party.||28:11||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|25||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 12||Ug and Grunt demonstrate how to paint like a caveman, some silly World War Two codebreakers forget their own code, and Henry VIII challenges the King of France to a wrestlemania-style smackdown!||28:21||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|26||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 2, Episode 13||A compilation of the songs from the series, featuring Spartan High School Musical, the Viking Rock Band, punky Queen Boudica, Incan emperor Pachacuti, the posh rapping of Charles II, Blackbeard the Pirate, George IV going solo, the Victorian Inventions song, and the World War 2 Girls.||28:26||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|27||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 1||Meet an annoying French prankster from the Middle Ages, witness bizarre Aztec food on Historical Masterchef, see what happens when Queen Elizabeth I needs the toilet, and learn how not to impress a woman in Victorian times.||27:57||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|28||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 2||Some medieval knights discover the most disgusting way to attack a castle, the Saxons demonstrate the stupidest way to lose a battle, a Georgian goes shopping in a modern pet shop, and the kings and queens of England demonstrate how to remember them all, through the power of song.||28:10||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|29||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 3||A confused World War I soldier spends his first day in the trenches, William Wallace launches his music career as a rock rebel, Lady Jane Grey wins a frankly terrible competition, and the Welsh women of Fishguard defeat a French invasion without even trying.||28:07||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|30||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 4||An unusual Stuart highwayman doesn't always steal cash, a modern detective struggles to solve a series of murders in Emperor Caligula's house, HHTV goes undercover to prove allegations of cheating in Middle Ages jousting tournaments, and King George IV meets his dead relatives.||28:15||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|31||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 5||A Welsh prince from the Middle Ages has a very stupid death, King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette go on Historical Wife Swap with some starving French peasants, a Tudor peasant gets a super-hot makeover from Historical Fashion Fix, and Queen Cleopatra sings about her femme fatale reputation.||28:11||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|32||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 6||Henry VIII promotes his all meat, no vegetables diet plan, Bob Hale struggles desperately to explain the Middle Ages War of the Roses, a Stone Age man invents farming, and Admiral Nelson confuses everyone with his last words.||28:06||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|33||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 7||Robert Walpole struggles to talk to England's German king, a Scottish sportsman attacks dead cows in the Highland Games, American inventor Paul Revere demonstrates his gunpowder toothpaste, and the Roman Emperors channel the King of Pop in their musical argument over who's baddest of all.||27:57||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|34||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 8||HHTV reporter Mike Peabody gets caught up in the French Revolution, Henry VIII enjoys a highly dangerous sport for children, Saxon King Ethelred the Unready suffers online bullying from the Vikings, and the Suffragettes set the record straight in song.||28:04||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|35||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 9||The Vikings launch their advert for 'We Sell Any Monk', Queen Elizabeth I surprises her court with some very odd laws, the sacrifice obsessed Aztec priests sing their gruesome disco song, and we discover the Roman equivalent of text messaging.||27:48||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|36||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 10||Some WWI soldiers try some very unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Plus, the not at all romantic movie starring William the Conqueror, the story of Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma, and a strange Stuart doctor takes a snooze during the middle of a battle.||28:10||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|37||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 11||We rejoice in the odd marriage of Mary I and Philip II of Spain, whilst a pirate chef disgusts the judges on Historical Masterchef and a Stone Age man appears on Dragons' Den with his innovative inventions. Plus, the Victorian paramedics offer their bizarre medical advice to a modern patient.||27:57||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|38||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 12||The people of Strasbourg literally can't stand still with 'Dance Fever', HHTV presenter Fearne Polyester reports from a bizarre Greek festival, two Celtic warriors hold a rap battle to see who is best at boasting, and King Charles II meets the man who tried to steal the Crown Jewels.||28:08||£1.89||View in iTunes|
|39||Closed CaptioningVideoSeries 3, Episode 13||Savage Songs compilation. Featuring the hip hop battle of the boasting Celts, pop superstar Cleopatra, rock rebel William Wallace, the soulful Suffragettes, the funky Aztec priests, the crooning caveman, bad boy heartthrob Dick Turpin, pouting Richard III, the children of the Victorian workhouses, and the many, many, merry monarchs!||28:30||£1.89||View in iTunes|
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