NTSF:SD:SUV::, Season 1Closed Captioning
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NTSF:SD:SUV::, also known as the National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle, is a clandestine team of government agents working together to protect San Diego from numerous terrorist threats coming in daily from such evil countries as Mexico, Canada, Guam and more. This team of highly trained operatives has only one job: saving your ass so you can drive your Prius and see your movies in 3-D without worrying about living in a country run by no-good terrorists. As with many other acronym-ed police procedurals that dominate the airwaves, NTSF:SD:SUV::’s season of 15-minute episodes is ripped from the headlines and full of suspense, action, drama, cliffhangers, yelling, passionate love-making, more yelling, death and plenty of pregnant pauses.
|1||Closed CaptioningVideoOne Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza...DEAD!||A new alcoholic energy drink is killing University of San Diego Students. NTSF must team up with the Food and Drug Administration, despite their mutual mistrust, to follow a lead.||11:17||£1.49||View In iTunes|
|2||Closed CaptioningVideoThe Birthday Party That Was Neither||Each member of NTSF gets a mysterious call from a person who claims they have secret information about them. Unbeknownst to the other members, they each must bring a million dollars to a warehouse, leaving Kove alone at NTSF HQ. When the caller is finally revealed, the team gets a blast from the past.||11:13||£1.49||View In iTunes|
|3||Closed CaptioningVideoExes and Oh-No's!||Trent discovers one of his ex-wives has undergone a sex change AND is trying to steal a San Diego national treasure. Now he must navigate Kove's jealously and stop his ex before he falls in love with her -- I mean him -- Ugh... IT again. Plus, no one has read Piper's book for book club and the meeting is tonight!||11:11||£1.49||View In iTunes|
|4||Closed CaptioningVideoThe Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home.||Trent is suspended from NTSF and his old nemesis, wheelchair bound Agent Van Damme, replaces him. While Trent is home alone he must fend off terrorists intent on killing him while his defenses are down. Meanwhile, Van Damme becomes the golden boy of NTSF. But something isn't right about this new guy.||11:11||£1.49||View In iTunes|
|5||Closed CaptioningVideoDolphinnegan's Wake||A dolphin serial killer is on the loose and the NTSF don't have any leads until Trent visits the deadliest dolphin serial killer in captivity to get a lead on this new killer... before Sam and Jessie are it's next victims.||10:51||£1.49||View In iTunes|
|6||Closed CaptioningVideoTijuana, We've Got a Problem||A stripper-astronaut steals the space shuttle plans and sells them to Mexico. Now NTSF must go into Mexico and stop the evil President Felipe Calderon before they beat the U.S.A. in the space race.||11:16||£1.49||View In iTunes|
|7||Closed CaptioningVideoFull Hauser||An international terrorist who avoids NTSF capture by staying out if their jurisdiction is finally corned on a cruise ship... or is he? Trent goes rogue and pretends he's taking the NTSF team on vacation in a ruse to bust this evil man in international waters. But there's a kink when Piper brings her fianc?e on the cruise without informing him of her secret identity.||11:33||£1.49||View In iTunes|
|8||Closed CaptioningVideoUp Periscope. Down With San Diego||Cody and Sam are captured by Japanese Soldiers who have been lost at sea for 70 years after losing their way to Pearl Harbor. Now the NTSF must find them and stop their long-delayed attack on San Diego.||10:30||£1.49||View In iTunes|
|9||Closed CaptioningVideoCause for ConCERN||A particle accelerator malfunction sends Trent into an alternate universe where NTSF is a peaceful organization and terrorism is extinct. Now Trent and his parallel-world doppleganger must restore the timeline and the natural order of violence.||11:06||£1.49||View In iTunes|
|10||Closed CaptioningVideoPiper Doesn't Live Here Anymore||Piper's brainwashed alter ego, Isabelle Gareth, a highly trained assasin, is activated after receiving a "special" birthday gift. Now she's hunting down all her NTSF teammates. Meanwhile, in the outside world, Jessie's finally given the appreciation she deserves by a model photographer... but does he have ulterior motives?||10:50||£1.49||View In iTunes|
|11||Closed CaptioningVideoTwistin' the Night Away||It's the Season Finale and there are so many twists and turns your head will explode. Sentient SUVs take NTSF hostage, Sam is forced to work with a creepy new member of the team, and Trent must track down who's behind it all. But there isn't just one culprit. Everyone has something to hide... or do they?||11:07||£1.49||View In iTunes|
|12||Closed CaptioningVideoI Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler||It's San Diego Day, a Christmaslike holiday, in San Diego but Terrorists plan to sabotage the SD parade by planting a bomb in the heart of the Grand Marshal of the parade, who happens to be the President of the Navy. Now NTSF must stop the bomb and, adding to stress of the day, Trent sends Alphonse out to find his kids the perfect gift.||11:16||£1.49||View In iTunes|
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So silly, it's funny!
I love this series. So funny. It's reminiscent of Airplane or Police Squad in it's style of humour. But where are the rest of the episodes in this season? There are 12 episodes in season 1 and yet only 7 are available here! I want the rest!
One of the best TV programs i have watched