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Comedy series about two bumbling cops who get into all sorts of scrapes because of their incompetence. With Jasper Carrott and Robert Powell.

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Description

Comedy series about two bumbling cops who get into all sorts of scrapes because of their incompetence. With Jasper Carrott and Robert Powell.

    • Episode 1

    Series 1, What the Butler Saw

    The Earl of Lisson is murdered in his own country hotel. It has the makings of a classic whodunnit until Detectives Louis and Briggs, who can't even work out who didn't do it, turn up to solve the crime.

    • 28 Minutes

    The Earl of Lisson is murdered in his own country hotel. It has the makings of a classic whodunnit until Detectives Louis and Briggs, who can't even work out who didn't do it, turn up to solve the crime.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 2

    Series 1, Hostage

    It's the FA Cup Final, and as football fanatics Detectives Briggs and Louis settle in front of the TV with a crate of beer, a dangerous killer escapes from prison...

    • 29 Minutes

    It's the FA Cup Final, and as football fanatics Detectives Briggs and Louis settle in front of the TV with a crate of beer, a dangerous killer escapes from prison...

    • 29 Minutes
    • Episode 3

    Series 1, Teed Off

    The Detectives take to the fairway to investigate suspected arms dealer and keen golfer, Johnny McKenna. Both Louis and Briggs are keen to impress as promotion beckons, but McKenna turns nasty!

    • 25 Minutes

    The Detectives take to the fairway to investigate suspected arms dealer and keen golfer, Johnny McKenna. Both Louis and Briggs are keen to impress as promotion beckons, but McKenna turns nasty!

    • 25 Minutes
    • Episode 4

    Series 1, Acting Constables

    Louis and Briggs get a whiff of greasepaint as advisors on a police drama, but the cast soon find that working with them can be murder - literally.

    • 28 Minutes

    Louis and Briggs get a whiff of greasepaint as advisors on a police drama, but the cast soon find that working with them can be murder - literally.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 5

    Series 1, Studs

    Louis and Briggs sail to Jersey on an important investigation. Fake tan, gun waving and a total abuse of expenses brings them into conflict with Jim Bergerac and a horse's backside.

    • 29 Minutes

    Louis and Briggs sail to Jersey on an important investigation. Fake tan, gun waving and a total abuse of expenses brings them into conflict with Jim Bergerac and a horse's backside.

    • 29 Minutes
    • Episode 6

    Series 1, Strangers in Paradise

    When crime boss Tony Mazola is gunned down, Supt Cottam fears gang warfare. So Louis and Briggs are sent undercover to an East End club to investigate.

    • 29 Minutes

    When crime boss Tony Mazola is gunned down, Supt Cottam fears gang warfare. So Louis and Briggs are sent undercover to an East End club to investigate.

    • 29 Minutes
    • Episode 7

    Series 2, Collared

    Suspended from duty for upsetting the Queen, Briggs and Louis stake out the East End's most villainous pub in the hope of winning reinstatement by impressing their superiors.

    • 26 Minutes

    Suspended from duty for upsetting the Queen, Briggs and Louis stake out the East End's most villainous pub in the hope of winning reinstatement by impressing their superiors.

    • 26 Minutes
    • Episode 8

    Series 2, Witness

    Louis and Briggs are assigned to protect a terrified monk who is the sole witness to a murder. Unfortunately, he is part of a silent order - and communication is hardly the bungling duo's forte at the best of times.

    • 28 Minutes

    Louis and Briggs are assigned to protect a terrified monk who is the sole witness to a murder. Unfortunately, he is part of a silent order - and communication is hardly the bungling duo's forte at the best of times.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 9

    Series 2, Never Without Protection

    A duchess's illicit relationship with her police detective escort causes a media frenzy, so Louis and Briggs are sent in as replacements - but find it hard keeping their minds on the job.

    • 28 Minutes

    A duchess's illicit relationship with her police detective escort causes a media frenzy, so Louis and Briggs are sent in as replacements - but find it hard keeping their minds on the job.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 10

    Series 2, Dutch Cops

    Hit-men target Louis and Briggs when they get mixed up in a diamond-smuggling operation.

    • 28 Minutes

    Hit-men target Louis and Briggs when they get mixed up in a diamond-smuggling operation.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 11

    Series 2, Sparring Partners

    Briggs and Louis duck and dive through the macho world of professional boxing, hoping to deliver a knockout blow to a drug-dealing trainer.

    • 28 Minutes

    Briggs and Louis duck and dive through the macho world of professional boxing, hoping to deliver a knockout blow to a drug-dealing trainer.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 12

    Series 2, Rear Window

    Louis struggles to convince a sceptical Briggs that he witnessed a crime of passion.

    • 28 Minutes

    Louis struggles to convince a sceptical Briggs that he witnessed a crime of passion.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 13

    Series 3, DC of Love

    The clueless duo trail a callous killer who chooses his victims from a provincial paper's lonely hearts column.

    • 29 Minutes

    The clueless duo trail a callous killer who chooses his victims from a provincial paper's lonely hearts column.

    • 29 Minutes
    • Episode 14

    Series 3, Flash

    Louis and Briggs decide to mix their drinks at the Metropolitan Police Ball, but disaster strikes when they are confronted by a range of horrors, including a flasher.

    • 28 Minutes

    Louis and Briggs decide to mix their drinks at the Metropolitan Police Ball, but disaster strikes when they are confronted by a range of horrors, including a flasher.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 15

    Series 3, Art Attack

    Briggs and Louis try to recover the latest creation of enfant terrible Haydn Smailes, which consists of maracas, a tin of peaches and a fish tank of the artist's own urine.

    • 28 Minutes

    Briggs and Louis try to recover the latest creation of enfant terrible Haydn Smailes, which consists of maracas, a tin of peaches and a fish tank of the artist's own urine.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 16

    Series 3, On Thin Ice

    Clueless cops Briggs and Louis investigate an attack on a leading figure skater - and wind up making an unscheduled appearance in an ice-dance championship live on national TV.

    • 26 Minutes

    Clueless cops Briggs and Louis investigate an attack on a leading figure skater - and wind up making an unscheduled appearance in an ice-dance championship live on national TV.

    • 26 Minutes
    • Episode 17

    Series 3, Between a Rock and a Hard Place

    Briggs and Louis holiday in Gibraltar, but DS Cottam arrives in pursuit of a bullion thief.

    • 26 Minutes

    Briggs and Louis holiday in Gibraltar, but DS Cottam arrives in pursuit of a bullion thief.

    • 26 Minutes
    • Episode 18

    Series 3, Twitchers

    Briggs and Louis are dispatched to the Isle of Wight on a top secret mission to provide round-the-clock protection for a clutch of valuable birds' eggs.

    • 28 Minutes

    Briggs and Louis are dispatched to the Isle of Wight on a top secret mission to provide round-the-clock protection for a clutch of valuable birds' eggs.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 19

    Series 4, The Great Escaper

    Incompetent coppers Briggs and Louis decide the safest way of escorting a dangerous criminal to London is to take him on a train, handcuffed to the pair of them and a toilet door.

    • 29 Minutes

    Incompetent coppers Briggs and Louis decide the safest way of escorting a dangerous criminal to London is to take him on a train, handcuffed to the pair of them and a toilet door.

    • 29 Minutes
    • Episode 20

    Series 4, Fur Coat, No Knickers

    The calamitous coppers are assigned to a murder investigation within the ranks of medieval battle re-enactment, but are soon sidetracked by a series of more pressing questions thanks to the police station's soccer quiz.

    • 28 Minutes

    The calamitous coppers are assigned to a murder investigation within the ranks of medieval battle re-enactment, but are soon sidetracked by a series of more pressing questions thanks to the police station's soccer quiz.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 21

    Series 4, Back to Class

    Briggs and Louis have killed the last female white-flippered turtle on the planet. To escape the heat, they volunteer to investigate a drug scandal in a posh public girls' school.

    • 28 Minutes

    Briggs and Louis have killed the last female white-flippered turtle on the planet. To escape the heat, they volunteer to investigate a drug scandal in a posh public girls' school.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 22

    Series 4, Sacked

    Briggs and Louis antagonise their new female boss by getting themselves blamed for a booking mix-up involving a children's party clown and a stripping gran-o-gram. The future of the force lies in the hands of the traffic squad's Captain Careful - and his green Superman-style tights.

    • 29 Minutes

    Briggs and Louis antagonise their new female boss by getting themselves blamed for a booking mix-up involving a children's party clown and a stripping gran-o-gram. The future of the force lies in the hands of the traffic squad's Captain Careful - and his green Superman-style tights.

    • 29 Minutes
    • Episode 23

    Series 4, The Wembley Stadium Mystery

    Louis and Briggs are assigned to a security operation at Wembley Stadium, along with the Metropolitan Commissioner's fresh-faced son. However, the duo are soon in trouble when the recruit misinterprets their preoccupation with the force's Subbuteo championship as an investigation into police corruption.

    • 29 Minutes

    Louis and Briggs are assigned to a security operation at Wembley Stadium, along with the Metropolitan Commissioner's fresh-faced son. However, the duo are soon in trouble when the recruit misinterprets their preoccupation with the force's Subbuteo championship as an investigation into police corruption.

    • 29 Minutes
    • Episode 24

    Series 5, Special Branch

    The duo are assigned to infiltrate an anti-road demonstration, but chaos inevitably ensues when the police are unable to distinguish the plain clothes detectives from the rest of the protesters.

    • 28 Minutes

    The duo are assigned to infiltrate an anti-road demonstration, but chaos inevitably ensues when the police are unable to distinguish the plain clothes detectives from the rest of the protesters.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 25

    Series 5, Cardiac Arrest

    Louis and Briggs suffer a bout of acute hypochondria as they patrol the wards of a hospital while guarding a crook injured in a bungled bank robbery.

    • 28 Minutes

    Louis and Briggs suffer a bout of acute hypochondria as they patrol the wards of a hospital while guarding a crook injured in a bungled bank robbery.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 26

    Series 5, The Beast of Hackney Marshes

    An escaped grizzly bear is rumoured to be roaming Hackney Marshes, and the dubious honour of catching it falls to intrepid crime-busters Briggs and Louis - just as they are busy rehearsing for the Division's annual gala variety night.

    • 28 Minutes

    An escaped grizzly bear is rumoured to be roaming Hackney Marshes, and the dubious honour of catching it falls to intrepid crime-busters Briggs and Louis - just as they are busy rehearsing for the Division's annual gala variety night.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 27

    Series 5, The Curse of the Comaches

    Louis and Briggs hunt for a stolen Native American carving rumoured to have mysterious powers, and soon realise why they were volunteered for the job when an ancient curse begins to come true.

    • 28 Minutes

    Louis and Briggs hunt for a stolen Native American carving rumoured to have mysterious powers, and soon realise why they were volunteered for the job when an ancient curse begins to come true.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 28

    Series 5, Best Man

    Briggs is asked to be best man at a colleague's wedding, and when his car breaks down on the way to the church, things appear to have gone as badly as possible. However, the inept cop has another trick up his sleeve in the form of his speech.

    • 28 Minutes

    Briggs is asked to be best man at a colleague's wedding, and when his car breaks down on the way to the church, things appear to have gone as badly as possible. However, the inept cop has another trick up his sleeve in the form of his speech.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 29

    Series 5, Mine's a Large One

    Briggs and Louis are impressed by the lack of action when they are assigned to the river police - until a Second World War sea mine resurfaces.

    • 28 Minutes

    Briggs and Louis are impressed by the lack of action when they are assigned to the river police - until a Second World War sea mine resurfaces.

    • 28 Minutes
    • Episode 30

    1995 Christmas Special, Thicker Than Water

    'Tis the season to be jolly! And whilst others may be celebrating, our plucky detective duo can only think of one thing - avoiding the dreaded Christmas duty. As Briggs and Louis settle down for Christmas dinner, a renowned criminal attempts to break in. But will a Christmas mugging turn into a family reunion for Louis?

    • 29 Minutes

    'Tis the season to be jolly! And whilst others may be celebrating, our plucky detective duo can only think of one thing - avoiding the dreaded Christmas duty. As Briggs and Louis settle down for Christmas dinner, a renowned criminal attempts to break in. But will a Christmas mugging turn into a family reunion for Louis?

    • 29 Minutes
    • Episode 31

    1997 Christmas Special, Go West Old Man

    After years of stress due to being responsible for useless bungling detectives, Chief Superintendent Cottam suddenly disappears. Bob and Dave follow his trail all the way to Canada to try to get him to come back to England but will he be easily persuaded?

    • 48 Minutes

    After years of stress due to being responsible for useless bungling detectives, Chief Superintendent Cottam suddenly disappears. Bob and Dave follow his trail all the way to Canada to try to get him to come back to England but will he be easily persuaded?

    • 48 Minutes
© 1993 - 1997 BBC

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