By Eli Young
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I am an angry, angry man. I loathe pretty much everything. And so I invite you to feel the fire of my hatred.
||CleanEpisode 9: Cruise Ships and Elephant Cocks||Because I am spoiled, I occasionally go on cruises. Because I am an ungrateful, whiny bitch, I complain about them. Because I am easily distracted, ...||24 10 2009||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 8: In Which Age Limits Are Instated||In this extremely delayed episode, I forbid people from doing things. On an unrelated note, please let me know if you have a better idea ...||10 7 2009||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 7: The Television of Yesteryear||Once upon a time, children's television didn't suck. I'm not really sure what happened between then and now. All I know is that my brother ...||24 3 2009||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 6: Not So Much Delicious As Annoying||If you somehow don't already know, believe me when I tell you that food, while tasty, is a huge pain in the ass. Popcorn in ...||1 2 2009||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 5: The Ragemobile||This marks the beginning of my systematic rejection of all modes of transportation. I probably won't follow through with that, but that's not the point. ...||18 8 2008||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 4: The Forbidden Fruit||In this much-delayed episode of It Burns, I tell you that Apple sucks. So great is my hatred for Apple that it took almost sixteen ...||10 8 2008||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 3: Get It Off!||Did you know that the anesthetics your doctor gives you can actually result in your death? What about the unclean nature of soap? Find out ...||4 6 2008||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 2: Stop Trying to Kill Me||In today's lesson, I enumerate the perils of billboards and packaging.||1 6 2008||Free||View in iTunes|
||CleanEpisode 1: It Begins||Well, here it is. The beginning of It Burns.||31 5 2008||Free||View in iTunes|