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Instant Away Messages

By Hadron Solutions

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Hundreds of funny away messages!


Keep this app handy to always leave witty and funny away messages!

This app features a list of around 4500 instant away messages grouped in 48 sections depending on where you need to be.

You can even email your favorite messages to your friends by mailing them.


Some of the featured funniest messages:

. BrB, thinking of an away message.
. Have no fear, I'm not here.
. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
. Have you ever IMed someone just to see what their away message said?
. This should keep you busy while I am gone! :: Scroll?down ? Scroll?up
. My computer is away from me at the moment.


Some of our other humor apps:

. Crazy thoughts
. Crazy criminals
. Excuse list
. Funny Bumper Stickers
. How to Annoy People
. ALL-IN-1 Humor App

For any technical issues or suggestions, please send me an email at

What's New in Version 2.2

Minor bug fixes.


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Instant Away Messages
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This app is designed for both iPhone and iPad
  • Free
  • Category: Entertainment
  • Updated:
  • Version: 2.2
  • Size: 17.9 MB
  • Language: English
  • Developer:
You must be at least 17 years old to download this application.
  • Frequent/Intense Medical/Treatment Information

Compatibility: Requires iOS 6.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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