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Financial Dominatrix makes thousands torturing men online, the KKK wants to rebrand, Scottish chick wins Miss Hitler 2016, first death in an autopilot car comes as driver was watching Harry Potter, brawl erupts at Dallas taco joint because of chips and dip

Woman kills her husband and feeds him to a dog (real nice, lady!), France legalizes protitution but not paying for prostitution, Florida dude dies in cockroach eating contest, Transgender man turns into a female and now is turning into a dragon, oh and the world is ending in a week

Chinese baby wakes up right before being cremated, goat arrested in India, Indian police are going to use slingshots, Red Lobster up 33% after Beyonce mentioned them, Florida man throws an alligator through the drive through window, drunk Wisconsin couple lets their 9 year old drive them home

Handicapping who got KFC banned on twitter, dude in Eritrea have to marry 2 women or go to jail, BK employee quits and steals all the chicken nuggets, kids die from drinking Mountain Dew mixed with gasoline, and Spanish bullfighter in hot water for bullfighting with his 5 month old.

Harry Potter has a new movie as a farting dead dude, school teaches kids about bullying by bullying them, Washington Post columnist is mad kids arent shoveling snow, Martin Shkreli talking shit to Ghostface Killah, Indian chick sets herself on fire because her family doesnt have a toilet

From trading puppies for crack to killing your cross dressing voodoo priest lover, it's an entire Florida edition of Daily Mail. Each topic ranked on a scale of 1 to 5 Floridas.