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88,000 Sayings & Jokes - Funny Catalog

By Mario Guenther-Bruns

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The world’s greatest app for sayings & jokes!

We’ve created the world's greatest app
for sayings, quotes and jokes!
So you’re looking
for the perfect quote or saying?
Or just want to have fun
and a good time?
Enjoy the best of the best
& funniest sayings, ever!

● 88,000+ cool sayings,
funny jokes & cute quotes
- no internet connection required!
● 130 categories
- for anyone, any taste and any mood:

✔ Cool Sayings
✔ Funny Jokes
✔ Romantic Quotes
✔ Attitude Sayings
✔ SEX Jokes
✔ Sarcastic Sayings
✔ Friendship Sayings
✔ T-Shirt Sayings
✔ Insulting Sayings
✔ Things Not To Say During Sex
✔ Sticker Sayings
✔ Car Bumper Sayings
✔ Funny Ways To Annoy People
✔ Yo mamma
✔ Dirty Sayings
✔ Emo Jokes
✔ Funny Confucius
✔ Men and Women
✔ Oneliners
✔ Crazy Thoughts
✔ Weird Language
✔ Last Words
✔ Knock Knock Sayings
✔ Funny Names
✔ Funny Military Quotes
✔ Crazy Bollywood Subtitles
✔ Weird Band Names
✔ Love Sayings
✔ Love Poems
✔ Good Morning SMS
✔ Good Night SMS
✔ Flirting SMS
✔ Broken Heart Quotes
✔ Humorous Sayings
✔ Wise Quotes
✔ Geek and Nerd Quotes
✔ Irish Blessings
✔ Rumi and Sufi Sayings
✔ Bible Verses
✔ Birthday Congratulations
✔ Easter and Christmas Quotes
✔ Valentine’s Day Wishes
✔ Things You’d Love To Say But Can’t
✔ Thank You!
✔ Tongue Twister
✔ Tattoo Phrases
✔ Latin and Greek Tattoo Phrases
✔ Get well soon
and about 75 other categories!

● Favourites section
for your favourite sayings & jokes
● Search sayings & jokes
by full text search

● Social Networks
● E-mail
● Copy to clipboard
● SMS (text message)

● Easy navigation
● Text to speech: The App reads
(Internet connection required)
● Random saying
● Rate all sayings online
● Retina display ready
● Universal App
● Multilingual - you can change
the language of your device
also to German and Italian (40,000 English,
40,000 German, 8,000 Italian)
● All sayings are text ready
- no need to cut and paste

Just try it!
It’s the best app of the kind,
it’s the sayings application
you have been waiting for!

What's New in Version 1.2

- little Bugfixes


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88,000 Sayings & Jokes - Funny Catalog
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This app is designed for both iPhone and iPad
  • USD 0.99
  • Category: Catalogues
  • Updated:
  • Version: 1.2
  • Size: 65.3 MB
  • Languages: English, German, Italian
  • Developer:
You must be at least 17 years old to download this application.
  • Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
  • Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes
  • Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humour
  • Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity

Compatibility: Requires iOS 4.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad and iPod touch.

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