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短篇笑话精选

汽车配件%0D%0A大轿车司机车经过一个山村时向一位居民打听:%0A“请问,此地哪里可以找到汽车配件?”%0A“往前走,过了那个急转弯处有个峡谷,那下边多的是。”%0A
不补票%0D%0A列车员:“您买的是普快车票,怎么来乘特快列车?您得补票。” %0A乘客:“为什么要补票,您可以把车开得慢些嘛,我没钱补票,可有的是时间。”%0A
有音乐的车%0D%0A某人搭出租车,向司机抱怨道:“搭你的车好无聊,都没有音乐。”%0A司机:“那我建议你搭乘垃圾车,还有洒水车。”%0A
如果是我%0D%0A丘克和盖克正把一架钢琴从7楼在下搬,到了第3层,兄弟俩停下休息一会,弟弟盖克边擦着汗边说:“要是我,我宁愿吹小号。”%0A
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马屁讨人喜欢%0D%0A甲:「我看猪的用途最大,浑身是宝。」%0A乙:「我看马的用途比猪还大。」%0A甲:「不见得。」%0A乙:「马不但浑身是宝,就连放的屁也讨人喜欢。

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This app is designed for both iPhone and iPad
  • Free
  • Category: Books
  • Released: 18 January 2012
  • Version: 1.0
  • Size: 3.0 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller: HONG XIA YAO
Rated 12+ for the following:
  • Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
  • Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
  • Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity

Compatibility: Requires iOS 3.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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