Without a Paddle: Nature's CallingClosed Captioning
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If you thought the first trip was wild, get ready for the craziest adventure yet! Everything that can go wrong does go wrong when two best friends (Oliver James & Kristopher Turner) and one zany Brit (Rik Young) venture out into the wilderness in search of a high school sweetheart. It’s the wettest, wildest, and most squirrelphobic road trip since Lewis & Clark! On this trip, the stakes are higher, the river is wilder and the creatures are nuttier!
How much more bad could it be? None. None more bad.
Remember when you were younger, maybe a young kid or a tween, and you'd go some movie that as your then-current self, you'd love. Then maybe as a teen or adult, you loathe the movie, but eventually nostalgia sets in and you love the movie? This isn't that movie. This is the sh*ttacular sequel that they made WAYYYY too long after the original came out in an effort to cash in for some odd reason. Seriously, who remembers Without a Paddle? I mean, without any help or springboard down Memory Lane, are you just sitting around one day, thinking, 'man, I sure wish they'd make a sequel to a lame comedy that only worked because Matthew Lillard and Seth Green off-set Dax Shepard's douchebaggery by a fair degree!'? Hell, no. I think some producers somewhere said, "hey, let's make a crappy, name-in sequel to a comedy that probably barely made even, and that's why we haven't made a sequel yet." I actually have seen this movie, and holy crap, is it bad. Think Return of Jafar bad. Oh well. I say rent it one night from Blockbuster. At least then you can vandalize the CD before you return to spare others from the pain.
Nothing Like The Original
In other words: If you liked the original, do NOT buy/rent this.
the original is way freakonn better than this crap!!dont waste you time!!!!!!!
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