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Text Like A Bro

By Nine Orchards

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Sup brah? You tryna text the ladies? You wanna sound like the brosef you are? Well brosiedon, we're here to help your brommunication so you can be happy bro lucky all day long.

Now comes with PIRATE and DRUNK modes! Shiver me timbers, that's a lotta ways to text yer mateys. Check out the samples below.

Text Like A Bro features:

✔ Over 200 hilarious translations from normal texts into BRO-speak, PIRATE-talk, and DRUNK-scribbles!

✔ 50 bro-tastic phrases to spice up your texts, and many more for sea-lovers and drunkards

✔ Integrated SMS and Email sending - on and off the shore

✔ Works on both iPhone and iPod touch!

✔ More translations and phrases added frequently!

✔ Impress your friends with your brocabulary, sea legs, and ability to text the alphabet backwards



Normal: "Want to go to the bar? I see some girls there."
BRO: "sup brosef, do you want to go to the club? I see some chicas there"
PIRATE: "Ahoy matey, do ye want t' go t' the bar? I be seein' some girls thar."
DRUNK: "Do yuo wtna to go to teh bra? I see semo glris trehe."

Normal: "I'm extremely tired, I need a beer to relax before I fall asleep."
BRO: "I'm freakin' tired, I need a brew to chill before I pass out."
PIRATE: "I'm extremely tired, I need a beer t' relax before I fall asleep. Fare-thee-well"
DRUNK: "I'm etrxeemyl treid, I nede a bere to rlaex bfoeer I flla alespe."

What's New in Version 1.5

NEW! Pirate translations! Say ahoy to your mateys when you're not bro-ing out.

NEW! Drunk-style texts! Sober? Want to text like you're out partying? You've come to the right place...

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Text Like A Bro
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  • 0,99 €
  • Category: Entertainment
  • Updated:
  • Version: 1.5
  • Size: 1.6 MB
  • Language: English
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Rated 12+ for the following:
  • Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity
  • Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
  • Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
  • Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes

Compatibility: Requires iOS 4.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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