Rocket to Anywhere Melted Chocolate
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- Comedy
Brother and sister Corban and Sofia Garcia have lots of life stories and hard-set opinions. This is where they talk about them.
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Shady Oaks Bingo Parlor
Today, we discover a drug ring.
(Recorded live at your local Tesla Supercharger.) -
Bean juice make me go fast.
Boy Scouts. Coffee. Soda. Crashing funerals. All this and more on the fourth anniversary of Rocket to Anywhere.
(Title inspired by @howdyhowdyyall1 on TikTok.) -
The Right Taco (feat. the cousins)
The cousins join Corban and Sofia to discuss the government surplus conspiracy and dumb things they've gotten in trouble for. (Recorded June 2020)
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Mini 4-Year-Old Speech
Death and public restrooms. This is why we need mental help.
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¡thAt iS nOt coRreCT!
Neighbors. Magazines. CD players. Corban and Sofia sit down to talk after another month of quarantine.
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Your bushes aren’t luscious. (Quarantine Edition)
Corban ruins everything when he starting talking about race. Sofia remembers a friend from the past. Together, they discover Jojo Siwa's traumatic backstory.
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