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This free app brings the best fortunes to you without wasting all of those cookies. Just shake your device, and watch a life-like cookie rattle around the screen, breaking open to offer to you some of life's "gems" of inspiration. With twangy background music and vivid graphics when an item is unlocked, this app delivers the fortune cookie experience that many look forward to at the end of their Eastern meal with a techie twist to keep you interested and entertained.

As one of our most successful apps, it has been featured in New and Noteworthy, and it's already begun to earn acclaim of critics:

"Sometimes, it's good to have a free little app remind you that you aren't the center of the universe, you're problems aren't that bad, and sheep do, infect, shrink in the rain." --AppAdvice

*Start out with 80 fortunes and unlock more for a grand total of 200 fortunes
*All fortunes are unique and humorous
*Awesome retro table clothes
*Amazingly detailed graphics
*Funny messages, ranging from puns to intelligent insults
*Built-in sharing feature with Facebook and Twitter. Show your friends your favorite funny fortunes.
*A SECRET PRIZE once all the fortunes and table clothes have been unlocked

Best of all, this app is completely free. No hidden update prices or surprise necessary upgrades. Just keep on shaking the fortune cookie on your path to Enlightenment and finding the meaning of life.

Some of these pithy sayings include:

"Expect a letter from the IRS this week."
"You should get that thing looked at by a professional."
"Everyone will laugh at you."
"Your gene pool could use a little chlorine"
"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"

If you enjoyed these, then download the app for 95 more!

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What's New in Version 2.0

Hi guys,

Thank you for downloading our new update. We certainly enjoy making these apps for you!

This new update has:
-More than 100 funny new fortunes.
-Creepy bugs zapped!
-Fortune Cookie PRO now available to remove ads.

Check out our other apps by searching for Milk Drinking Cow in the app store. We have a great selection of FREE apps!

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  • USD 0.99
  • Category: Entertainment
  • Updated:
  • Version: 2.0
  • Size: 17.8 MB
  • Language: English
  • Developer:
Rated 12+ for the following:
  • Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
  • Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
  • Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes

Compatibility: Requires iOS 4.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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