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Don’t be a dumb ass - download Smart Ass Quotes. Smart Ass Quotes is an entertaining collection of over 400 sassy, funny, insulting, and irreverent quotations. The quotes are grouped by category under Insult, Odd, and Clever. You can save your favorite quotes in the Favorite Category. Quotes can be retrieved and displayed by category, randomly, or from your selected Favorites. Use it when you need a laugh. Sound smart - use a quote. Your stupid friends may actually think you’re clever!

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  • USD 0.99
  • Category: Entertainment
  • Released:
  • Version: 1.2
  • Size: 0.2 MB
  • Language: English
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You must be at least 17 years old to download this application.
  • Frequent/Intense Profanity or Crude Humor
  • Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References
  • Frequent/Intense Mature/Suggestive Themes

Compatibility: Requires iOS 4.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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