The Ensign 12+

Version History

• 1.55

  20 Nov 2015

  Wanderer lore speaks of a god mode. They say you have to refuse food and complete the journey. They say great power will be given if done so.
  
  Conquer, and become a god.
  
  Fixed an issue where entering an H created a blackhole. The blackhole engulfed all existence... wanderers and humans alike. That shouldn't happen anymore.
  
  You should totally gift this game to your friends and family. Why suffer alone?

• 1.50

  11 Nov 2015

  Wanderer lore speaks of a god mode. They say you have to refuse food and complete the journey. They say great power will be given if done so.
  
  Conquer, and become a god.

• 1.47

  31 Aug 2015

  Be sure to try Amir's new experience: A Noble Circle.... or else the "&" will hunt you down.
  
  Updates for the visually impaired and balancing when refusing food.

• 1.45

  22 Jul 2015

  - changed the way punch levels work, you'll hate me for it I promise.
  - made the game harder, try not to cry.
  - made "refuse food" harder too, but you'll get an extra surprise at the end if you can complete it.
  - added new messages of "encouragement".
  - are those thieves over there?

• 1.40

  7 Apr 2015

  - made the experience more aesthetically pleasing. because death should be infuriatingly beautiful.
  - the builder placed bells around each of the snipers' necks so you'd hear them approaching. in the end, they were removed... the bells, not the snipers.
  - one star reviews stating the game is too hard make me enjoy your tears of defeat even more

• 1.39

  1 Mar 2015

  - iPad, iPhone 6, iPhone 6+ support added
  - minor aesthetic changes
  - minor end game storyline changes
  - made the game significantly easier... ha ha just kidding

• 1.37

  15 Oct 2014

  - eight brand new epic story line events have been added
  
  - iOS 8 fixes. if you're still having issues, you may have to reinstall first before installing (email me if you continue to have issues)
  
  - other crash fixes (if you're still experiencing crashes email me and we'll get things figured out)

• 1.35

  3 Oct 2014

  - there were more spelling errors, the "&" made quick work of them
  - fixed nasty crashes (sorry about that)
  - added something, but it's a secret ;-)
  - balancing added for those that do speed runs and refuse food
  
  - iOS 8 fixes. if you're still having issues, you may have to reinstall first before installing (email me if you continue to have issues)
  
  - other crash fixes (if you're still experiencing crashes email me and we'll get things figured out)

• 1.33

  12 Sep 2014

  - there were a few spelling errors, the snipers took them out, and we fed the remains to snarling beasts
  - added something, but it's a secret ;-)
  - balancing added for those that do speed runs and refuse food
  
  - iOS 8 fixes. if you're still having issues, you may have to reinstall first before installing (email me if you continue to have issues)
  
  - other crash fixes (if you're still experiencing crashes email me and we'll get things figured out)

• 1.27

  17 Aug 2014