After We Take Out The Garbage AWTOTG

So here we are. What has it been? A year and a half? So much has changed... but who cares! We're too interested in talking to our friends Patrick and Summer, dang it! Before they decide to make their foray into podcast land with their upcoming production "Birds Talk Biology," we make them wade into our own little swamp of idle chit chat. Hold on to your straw hats, because we kick around the scuttlebutt about moving to Iowa, having tattoos, and not being able to go on vacations. If you've been missing us, then here we are - ready to invade your speakers! If not, then take a chill pill. At least there are two other interesting voices you can pay attention to.

It's our first episode of Season 5?!? What about the last 6 months?? Nope nope nope - it's like they didn't even exist! Just listen and we sort of lazily explain ourselves. But the real topic of the day: MONEY. Cardi B was right when she said it. She was also right when she said a ho never gets cold. But down to brass tax. This episode is full of scrilla talk. Powerballin', separate accounts, and a brand new Cricut machine for instance. Depending on who you are, that last one might be a clincher or a deal-breaker. Welcome to 2019 three months late.

Short description, long podcast: this is *another* late post, buttt... Low and behold we happened to have our friend Israel from The Other Brew over. (Side note, listen to The Other Brew!) We play games and ignore our topic like good podcasters. At least there are some good Hayley-made sound effects.

Imagine you are in a pile of mulch. Now imagine crawling out of the mulch and getting covered in splinters. You look like Groot... But now you're one of many topics of conversation of tonight's podcast! Erica and Ian join for a foursome of levity and frivolity. But we don't use words like "levity" or "frivolity". We use words like "cats" and "beer". And we talk about Dad jams. Hey, while I'm thinking of it: tell your dads about this episode. That's all.

Not sure what to say here. The title pretty much says it all. We've got our pal Jon and a special visit from our old friend Ted. Also a surprise visit from... Well you just have to hear him to understand. There is some good art discussion as well as a dive into the documentary Minding the Gap. The rest of the episode? Complete anarchy. Wear your diapers for this one.

It's been too long, eh? How long, you ask? Well long enough for Hollywood to spit out a great documentary entitled "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom". We chirpchort like a gaggle of Camptosauruses in a Late Cretaceous therapod nest about it with our good friends Ben and Suzy. If you still need convincing as to why this episode is a gem, just know that we made notes on a board and even read them. Dad line for the day: don't miss this episode before it goes extinct!