Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase!
By Flight Attendant Betty
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Description
Travel the world with Flight Attendant Betty!!! This is a airline and travel podcast with funny stories from the airplane and around the world!! I actually have a book coming out...if go to my website www.bettyinthesky.com you can find out more about the book and e-book!
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125 Plane People | This episode is sort of rough around the edges. I had my digital recorder stolen in Madrid and didn't want to be late getting the episode posted, so about five minutes is recorded on my Cell phone which is not the best quality... but it will... | 1/7/2016 | Free | View In iTunes |
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124 The Eye of the Coconut | Kia Orana! This show is full of stories from my recent trip to Rarotonga and Aitutaki along with lots of tales from the airplane. We hear about two in flight emergencies, guard roosters, lots of crabs and some skinny dumpster diving flight... | 12/5/2015 | Free | View In iTunes |
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123 I'm Late Because I Had To... | Episode 123 This show features stories abut strange peeing habits on the airplane, parents behaving badly, a famous passenger and bruised private parts! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music is "Airplane" by The Sid Street Blues Illustration by... | 11/5/2015 | Free | View In iTunes |
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122 Deflateface | This show features a personal story from my recent trip, a pesky lougie, naked flight attendants in crew rest, some body odor and some fox talk. Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com | 10/7/2015 | Free | View In iTunes |
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121 High Talkers | This show has stories about a six year old busines man, high talkers, ghosts, pesky overhead bins, a hero and some sezy farm animals. Contact.... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music is "Flying" by The Catch | 9/9/2015 | Free | View In iTunes |
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120 Singing to a Frog | Episode 120 | 8/6/2015 | Free | View In iTunes |
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119 Thieves Don't Read | This show features stories about naked people on the plane, three thieve stories along with some buns, boobs and hooks! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music "Everything Good" by Twintwelve Check out these excellent podcasts... You Made it... | 7/7/2015 | Free | View In iTunes |
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118 Click, Click, Click | In this 118th show we have stories about what to do when passengers annoy you, private body parts on show on the airplane, a story from my recent trip to Panama, lightening in the cabin... and a naughty pilot. Contact... ... | 6/7/2015 | Free | View In iTunes |
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117 Car Sick Rooster | This episode features stories from my fantastic trip to Panama. We hear about crabs, frogs, roosters, pearls and puffer fish... along with the some airplane stories. Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com | 5/8/2015 | Free | View In iTunes |
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116 No Cooking For You! | Episode 116 | 4/7/2015 | Free | View In iTunes |
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115 S*****g Story Short | Episode 115 | 3/6/2015 | Free | View In iTunes |
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114 Ebola Betty | Episode 114 | 2/8/2015 | Free | View In iTunes |
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113 You Say Albeano I Say Albino | Episode 113 | 1/4/2015 | Free | View In iTunes |
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112 Ghosts at my Doorstep | Episode 112 Dec 5, 2014 | 12/5/2014 | Free | View In iTunes |
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111 Butt to Butt or Crotch to Crotch? | Episode 111 | 11/7/2014 | Free | View In iTunes |
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110 Slippery Little Suckers | Episode 110 | 10/8/2014 | Free | View In iTunes |
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109 Old Lady Parts | Episode 109 This show features four old lady stories, a love is in the air story and two crazy Russians! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com The music for this episode is "Fly Betty Fly" by Jay Dover. You can find more about him at... | 9/6/2014 | Free | View In iTunes |
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108 Sit On It! | Episode 108 | 8/6/2014 | Free | View In iTunes |
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107 Where are the Air Marshals? | Episode 107 | 7/6/2014 | Free | View In iTunes |
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106 Betty the Stewardess Doll | Episode 106 This podcast has a story about a snake on the plane, something crazy falling down the toilet and an Italy story along with so much more! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music "Everything Good" by Twintwelve If you would like to hear... | 6/6/2014 | Free | View In iTunes |
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105 The Path of the Gods | Episode 105 | 5/8/2014 | Free | View In iTunes |
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104 Slinging Snot | Episode 104 | 4/8/2014 | Free | View In iTunes |
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103 Above the Gargoyles | Episode 103 | 3/7/2014 | Free | View In iTunes |
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102 On A Lark | Episode 102 In this show I tell you all about my Mud Larking experience in London. We hear about my quick trip to Belize along with stories about airplane slides, chicken poop, kitty litter, big old drunks, hell & hot sauce. Contact...... | 2/7/2014 | Free | View In iTunes |
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101 Pot Stocks | Episode 101 We start off the new year with some funny stories from Pan Am. We've got stories about turkieys, pot stocks and some racy airline stories. The music for the show is from a publicity stunt a few years back where a flash mob sang and... | 1/7/2014 | Free | View In iTunes |
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100th Show! | Episode 100 This is a 100th show extravaganza. We have some highlights from the past 100 shows mashed up with all new stories making it an extra long show. I tell you all about my recent trip to Greece. I sit down with a wonderful... | 12/7/2013 | Free | View In iTunes |
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99 High In The Sky | Episode 99 In this show we have quite a few stories involving drugged up passengers. We used to have to deal with angry and crazy passengers now you add sedatives and booze to the mix and these folks are out of conrol! In addition to... | 11/7/2013 | Free | View In iTunes |
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98 Whats in Your Baggie? | 98th Episode I'm exciited about this show becuase I flew with some really interesting and funny people this month. We have stories about pilots in makeup, a fighter pilot story, a tomato juice soaked crotch and a slinky. There is a great story... | 10/7/2013 | Free | View In iTunes |
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97 "Once" Upon a Time in London | Episode 97 This show is full of stories about life vests, items left on the airplane, wet rag captains and soap on your feet! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music "Flying" by The Catch | 9/8/2013 | Free | View In iTunes |
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96 Bender | Episode 96 This show has stories showcasing wet rags, customs trash, funny pilots. snakes, a bender, belching, and nine old ladies straight out of old lady central casting. Music is from a London Tube street performer. Contact...... | 8/7/2013 | Free | View In iTunes |
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95 Does Stevie Cook? | Episode 95 features some stories from my recent trip to Hawaii along with hemoroids, strange overhead bins, an up(chuck) do, London Foxes, airplane elevators and hotel hijinks. Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music is from a Hawaiian u-tube... | 7/8/2013 | Free | View In iTunes |
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94 That Was Easy | 94th Show On this show we have stories about dog bowls, penquins, twister, broken carts and an interview with a pilot who is building his own..... Fokker...how fun is that?! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music... "Airplane" by Sidestreet Blues | 6/7/2013 | Free | View In iTunes |
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93 There Will Be Blood | Episode 93 This show has fun stories about penguins, shorts, drunken monkeys, honking, snakes and tug boats. The lively music is from a local band at a beach bar called Shiggidy Shack on St Kitts. Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com | 5/7/2013 | Free | View In iTunes |
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92 Two Puffs | Episode 92 I know it sounds like a joke... "a fighter pilot an astronaut and a dwarf walk into a bar..." but this show actually features stories about a fighter pilot an astronaut and a dwarf! The mushic is from three street preformers in... | 4/3/2013 | Free | View In iTunes |
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91 We Move Our Tail For You | 91st Show In this show we have two dramatic emergency landings along with a bunch of light hearted stories. Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com The music for the show is from vintage airline commercials from this Huffington Post piece... Vintage AIrline... | 3/8/2013 | Free | View In iTunes |
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90 Get Out of my Drawers | 90th Show In this show we have three airline X file stories, a few f bomb stories and all kinds of funny airline stuff. Wow I can't believe i"ve recorded 90 shows! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music "Flying" by the Catch | 2/7/2013 | Free | View In iTunes |
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89 Kacki Galore | Episode 89 This show features stories about bleach, horneymen, call signs, ferrets, graveyards and a 1,000 bill! Contact: flywithbetty@gmail.com Music is a blast from the past Everything Good by Twintwelve Clip from Mark from Liverpool... | 1/6/2013 | Free | View In iTunes |
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88 Maki Maki Maki | Episode 88 I just got back from Madagascar so we have lots of funny stories from there along with the usuual airline story suspects. Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com The music is a local band from Madagascar called Tsiverilaza, the song is called... | 12/6/2012 | Free | View In iTunes |
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87 I Seen it All | Episode 87 This show has a lot of fun stories including castles, motown, naked folks on the airplane and Madagascar! The music for the show was sent to me by a listener named Lenore. It's vintage airline commercials that are posted on Huffington... | 11/6/2012 | Free | View In iTunes |
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86 Airport Shepherd | Episode 86 This show has all kinds of stories involving sick pilots, hatches, Bette Davis, mice and of course airport shepherds. Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music was recorded on the street and in the metro in Paris. Listener Mark from... | 10/8/2012 | Free | View In iTunes |
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85 You People | Episode 85 I just got back from Tortuguero Costa Rica where I got to see turtles laying their eggs on the beach and a baby turtle being born... nature is in all it's glory! So we have some turtle stories along with the normal airline stories and... | 9/7/2012 | Free | View In iTunes |
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84 Bug Paraphernalia | Episode 84 In this show we have stories from Africa, Paris, exploding engines, lightbulbs and stranger's underwear! I'm excited about my new theme song that Rich Banks recorded for me! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com | 8/6/2012 | Free | View In iTunes |
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83rd Show Sympathy Barfer | Episode 83 In this show we hear about dogs on the airplane, bras, puke, India, Venice and alligators! Contact.... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music by a pretty young girl with a horn on Grafton Street in Ireland. Ellen video about flight attendants The... | 7/5/2012 | Free | View In iTunes |
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82nd Show Rockstar Jellyfish | Episode 82 On a recent trip to Palau I got to see the amazing Rockstar Jellyfish. There is this lake full of millions of non stinging golden glowing pulsating jellyfish...to see them is like looking at another world...it should be one of the... | 6/6/2012 | Free | View In iTunes |
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81st Show Lovelocks | 81st Episode I just got back from Palau in the South Pacific, so we have a few stories there, along with an emotional military flying story and we hear about the worldwide lovelock phenomenon. Also pantyhose, fried Lat, Bangledesh and license... | 5/8/2012 | Free | View In iTunes |
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80th Show | Who would have ever thought I would record 80 shows? In this episode we have two stories from Jackson Mississippi, a few from Paris and a dramatic emergency landing story! Throw in some puke, condoms and a bomb and what have you... | 4/6/2012 | Free | View In iTunes |
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79th Show What the Pup? | Episode 79 In this episode we hear a great story about animals along with some wayward passengers and some nutjobs on the airplae! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music is from utube The Beach Boys "Airplane Song" 1969 | 3/9/2012 | Free | View In iTunes |
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78th Show Kootyville and Germberg | Episode 78 This show has some racy stories on the airplane, some wierdos, a dirty diaper and a drunk?! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Music is from a funny airline commercial for Pacific Blue Here is a link to the Dean Martin clip My favorite... | 2/5/2012 | Free | View In iTunes |
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77th Show The Jet Set (Fixed Version) | Episode 77 I love hearing all the glamourous stories from the Pan Am Days. So in this episode we have lots of them along with some passengers behaving badly and some crew rest situations. What ever happened to the "jetset" or... | 1/7/2012 | Free | View In iTunes |
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76th Show | Episode 76 In this show we hear stories about pilots, puke and pigs?! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Please support the show by clicking on my book link if you are going to buy something on Amazon ------> Music for this episode is on utube "Jet... | 12/7/2011 | Free | View In iTunes |
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75th Show I Love it! | In this show I interview a new flight attendant who actually loves the smell of the airplane, a touching air traffic controler story and a fantastic inflight concert. Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE MAT KEARNEY VIDEO CLICK... | 11/2/2011 | Free | View In iTunes |
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74th Show An Embarrassment of Riches | Episode 74 In this show we have a lot of embarrassing stories, humiliating stories along with some really possitive ones. We have puke, dolphins and batshit, good press and really really bad press. Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Amazon link... | 10/4/2011 | Free | View In iTunes |
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73rd Show, Another Day Another Tray | Episode 73 This epispde had stories from Dubai, Lagos Nigeria, the crazy things that flight attendant's carry in their suitcases and movie stars behaving badly on the plane! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Link to Amazon ... | 8/25/2011 | Free | View In iTunes |
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72nd Show (London's Calling) | In this show we have funny stories about crabs, kabobs, butt lifts, kayaks, dumpsters and of course some airline humor! The music for the show was recorded on a 48 hour London layover. Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com | 7/12/2011 | Free | View In iTunes |
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71st Show | This show features the Cell phone police, airplane bathroom humor, uniform mishaps and a wayward crab?! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Store... www.skybetty.com Music is from a funny video called "Airport Slowdown"... | 6/21/2011 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 70 | Reporting from 34,000 feet we hear stories about tourettes, announcements gone wrong and some bowel and wheelchair mishaps! Contact... flywithbetty@gmail.com Store... www.skybetty.com Music by The Catch "Flying" Check out a podcast I like ...... | 4/17/2011 | Free | View In iTunes |
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69 I'm Back! | Episode 69 I've been busy moving from one coast to another, and I was so swamped that I have missed a few months in the podcast world...but I'm back! One good thing about taking a break is that I have wealth of stories to work with! In this... | 2/12/2011 | Free | View In iTunes |
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68 Survival | Episode 68 Sometimes you have to do what you have to do to survive. We have some crazy things that have happened on the airplane like a captain falling off a catering truck and a get this...a drive by crapping! And at the end of the... | 10/20/2010 | Free | View In iTunes |
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67 Buh-Bye! | Episode 67 I know it's old news now but I had to do a few Steven Slater stories beacuse it's just so funny! We have a crashing story and some airplane lavatory mishaps plus a really funny medical emergency. I don't say "funny medical... | 9/10/2010 | Free | View In iTunes |
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66 Jesus and the Bandits | Episode 66 | 8/5/2010 | Free | View In iTunes |
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65 Profiling | Episode 65Now, I know the subject of racial profiling is controversial. Some people think we should never do it, others think we are crazy not to profile. At the end of the episode we have a whole segment on the subject. And since... | 6/18/2010 | Free | View In iTunes |
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64 Celebrities, Donkeys and an Italian | Episode 64 I just got back from Bonaire so we have a misbehaving donkey story, lots of celebrities on the airplane and one fast moving Italian. Since we are talking about famous folks, Arthur Frommer actually does the lead in...how fun is... | 5/15/2010 | Free | View In iTunes |
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63 When Pigs Fly | 63 When Pigs Fly | 4/14/2010 | Free | View In iTunes |
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61 Firsts | 61 Firsts | 3/12/2010 | Free | View In iTunes |
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60 Express Yourself | 60 Express Yourself | 2/12/2010 | Free | View In iTunes |
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59 It's Just Wrong | 59 It's Just Wrong | 1/15/2010 | Free | View In iTunes |
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58 The Classy Passenger Awards | 58 The Classy Passenger Awards | 12/23/2009 | Free | View In iTunes |
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57 Pets & Peeves | 57 Pets & Peeves | 10/15/2009 | Free | View In iTunes |
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56 McGyverAir | 56 McGyverAir | 8/15/2009 | Free | View In iTunes |
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55 Love and War | 55 Love and War | 7/2/2009 | Free | View In iTunes |
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People Say the Darndest Things?! | People Say the Darndest Things | 5/1/2009 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Poser | Episode 53 Nobody likes a poser! This show is all about posing. We hear about posers and placedroppers. And there is a few stories of Flight Crew "posing" as passengers as they commute to and from work. And at the end of... | 3/24/2009 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Phenomenon | Episode 52 This episode highlights some airline phenomenon like the "plane knocking" or "plane kissing" people do as they enter the aircraft. Along with some other strange phenomenon like why actors are so afraid to... | 2/17/2009 | Free | View In iTunes |
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51 Conga (air)Line | Episode 51 At the end of this episode we hear a story about a Somali Conga Line. Now those are just words you never put together...Somali Conga Line?! You have to be really silly or have a few drinks to join a Conga Line so the rest of the... | 1/12/2009 | Free | View In iTunes |
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50 Traveling Fool | Episode 50 | 12/2/2008 | Free | View In iTunes |
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49 Back from Egypt | Episode 49 | 10/21/2008 | Free | View In iTunes |
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48 Blood Sweat Puke and Tears! | 48 Blood Sweat Puke and Tears | 9/9/2008 | Free | View In iTunes |
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47 Traveling Without a Pen | 47 Traveling Without a Pen | 8/11/2008 | Free | View In iTunes |
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46 Stewpid is as Stewpid Does | Episode 46 Remember the days when Stewardesses were dressed in fabulous uniforms and people dressed up for the event of going on an airplane? I miss the Stewardess title along with the inflight meals and printed timetables. Basically I miss... | 7/6/2008 | Free | View In iTunes |
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45 A Priest a Archaeologist and an Appalachian! | Episode 45 | 6/4/2008 | Free | View In iTunes |
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44 Strange Bedfellows | 44 Strange Bedfellows | 5/2/2008 | Free | View In iTunes |
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43 Hair-raiser | 43 Hair-raiser | 4/5/2008 | Free | View In iTunes |
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42 Betty the Serious Slayer | 42 Betty the Serious Slayer | 3/4/2008 | Free | View In iTunes |
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41 Why Fly | 41 Why Fly | 2/4/2008 | Free | View In iTunes |
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40 Coffee Tea or Me? | 40 Coffee Tea or Me? | 1/5/2008 | Free | View In iTunes |
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39 Ah Nuts! | 39 Ah Nuts! | 12/7/2007 | Free | View In iTunes |
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38 Welcome Aboard! | 38 Welcome Aboard! | 11/3/2007 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Airline Life is Wild | Airline Life is Wild | 10/8/2007 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Dingbats Take Flight! | DIngbats Take Flight | 9/5/2007 | Free | View In iTunes |
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35 Oh My Stars! | 35 Oh My Stars | 8/2/2007 | Free | View In iTunes |
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34 Airline X-files | 34 Airline X-files | 6/28/2007 | Free | View In iTunes |
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33 Airline Antics! | 33 Airline Antics! | 5/29/2007 | Free | View In iTunes |
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32 It's a Zoo Up Here! | 32 It's a Zoo Up Here! | 5/4/2007 | Free | View In iTunes |
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31 Galley Talk | 31 Galley Talk | 4/10/2007 | Free | View In iTunes |
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30 Power Struggle | 30 Power Struggle | 3/10/2007 | Free | View In iTunes |
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29 The Naked Truth | Episode 29 I record all types of stories and then I try to find a theme for an episode. Strangely enough a common thread seemed to be stories with people in various stages of undress? So among the underwear and naked stories we hear my own... | 2/9/2007 | Free | View In iTunes |
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28 Roger That | 28 Roger That! | 1/20/2007 | Free | View In iTunes |
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27 All in a Days Work | Episode 27 I'm sure each and every one of you have funny things happen when you are at work, but Flight Attendants and Pilots average day just seems to have more of them. We hear about the Flight Attendants having to open the door...inflight! ... | 1/5/2007 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Clean26...Big Metal Tube | Episode 26 An airplane is a "big metal tube" with hundreds of people crammed inside speeding through the sky. Is it any wonder that now and again a passenger goes slightly crazy? We hear of passengers spitting, fighting and generally... | 12/13/2006 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Customer Reviews
Super Storyteller
I've been listening to Flight Attendant Betty since I first heard her stories on the Fly With Me podcast and Captain Joe mentioned she'd be starting one of her own. You can hear her infectious enthusiasm for her work and her travels in her voice and she puts together wonderful stories of her own experiences and that of people she flies with. Each show is thoughtfully put together with stories with a common theme. So far I've loved them all and they get better and better! Keep flying (and gabbing), Betty!
So much fun!
This is a great podcast. Great true stories told by flight attendants, pilots, and other airline employees. Each one will make you laugh. So enjoyable!
I wsh I could travel more- she makes me feel like I do!
I really enjoy her stories and experiences. Along with her own stories, she gets others to tell some really funny and insightful stories about what goes on in her industry. She has mentioned it's time consuming to do this but I really hope she doesn't stop this podcast. In addition to the humor, it's really interesting to hear about all her travels in foreign places and the added burdens that have been placed on people in the airline industry post 9/11.
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