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Dinobrain is 'comedy' podcast 'starring' Bee, Mike, and Dave from 'Chicago'. Come doofus around with us!
||Explicit20 - Do it for Earl||Mike is a voiceover artist. Dave's Drunk. Bee and Mike go straight edge. Dave tells the tale of Chinese Kashmir Yaks on the steppes. Mike can't listen. The Skyrim housing market. Eating killer whale at Sizzler. Mike goes bulimic for a friend. The mearl of||1/28/2012||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit19 - Centipedal Shrimp Hook||We're back! Dave is tall and has teeth like chicklets. Mike is small and has tattoos like Wolverine stamps. Pizzapizzapizza! Choking on chocolate. Quantifying animation with Bee Chelse. Mike is missing Omni. Bee is black-half. Willy Whakka hangs out with||10/31/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit18 - Gentle Hippo Lovely Milkshake Head||The party episode! Happy New Year! A new puppy named Pony. Bee's Pony songs. Adult beverages. Bee sings the Adventure Time Song. Dragon Breath is the drink of choice on New Years Eve. Bee loses her mind on a vision quest. A purple Bic pen, a feather, and||1/1/2011||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit17 - Abnormal Meat||We're Back! Dinobrain goes to New York. By The Book Chelse. Mike is a bouncer at a gay club. The pee tub at Jackhammer. The old Grand Canyon trick. Penises are weird looking. Bee's butthole gun. Make my day, butthole. Mike's terrible Clint Eastwood inpers||12/4/2010||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit16 - Missing Link Brow||Some bits from the cutting room floor. Mike makes out with a towel. Furry phones. Mike gets philosophical about funerals. Gonorrhea and grammar cast. Mike’s death play. Dudetube is the new Manhunt. Antidepressants for your vagina. We love products! Call||10/9/2010||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit15 - Pun!||Angela is back! Haircuts in film. Ape Hair. Moosearilla. Lumberjack Meat. Bee tells us about Star Wars. Lela, Von, Yobiyon, Von, Fluke, Buddha, and Barth Trader. Space Boats. Final Fantasy 13, the lowdown. Bee is in love with Lightning. Bad Voiceovers. Ul||5/5/2010||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit14 - Meebles||The Taxes and Buttholes Episode. Bee sings Mike a song. Dave sounds like Johnny Cash. Tax Season! Perms. Jens Voigt. Lid Lag. Carburetor the Car Cat. Tax Songs. Bee is a conservative conspiracy theorist. The podcast department at the BLM. Investing in fab||3/28/2010||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit13 - Erotic Trapezoids||The Crush Episode. Dave is confused about crushes. Your thighs are like melted butter. Love Python In The Slamhole. Ralph Nader's Prowess. Taking a knife to someone who is disloyal is sexy. Bee's Wet Armpits. Wetdreaming on them while we spoon. Mike is ki||3/13/2010||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit12 - Psychoactive Super Pup||Happy New Year! Blarg Blarg Blarg All Sane Lions. Necrophilia. Bee makes waffles. Web Designer Reality Show. Bee wants a Psychiatric Service Dog (PSD). Zoning out 'cause the evil's gettin' ya. Mike gets a mangy tree. The Mike and Dave Show. Non-sexual Inn||1/7/2010||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit11 - Gonorrhea Is Smart||Mike makes a pun. Bug Shapes. Circular Dalmatian Ball. Bee Squeezes. Castles the Unicorn. The natural enemy of cattles is the badger. Mike and Dave are anatomy pros. Bee Loves Gonorrhea. Intervention! Mike needs a helmet. Cougar Blood. Molding a little wi||11/17/2009||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit10 - That's Our Chunk||Special guests: Angela Black and Tony Delgrosso from Low Resolution Theatre. Ange is Fists Akimbo. Tony is Razordome. Crocs vs. Gators. Dressing Lizards. Croc Sounds. Hectosphere. Mike stirs the oatmeal. "I call it..." Disparaging the Hooha. Arm-wrestling||10/12/2009||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit09 - Giraffes On Ice||Mike's song. Horses have huge heads. Dave is a boar. "Let us mate." Some Star Trek. Bee goes topless for Dinobrain. Boob Meat. Mike's money sack. Planet Skin. Elephant on a trampoline. Woolly marmot in your pants. Mike's giant neck. "The oven mitts." Lind||9/21/2009||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit08 - Mermaid Princess||Dave is a Worker. Poetry. Phoenix Call. Mike's leg crush. Bee's time travel. Lancelot! Poultryheist. Peeing in the pool. Nostril Tan. Eels are stretched out rays. Bee's low animal IQ. Steps To Become A Mermaid. Lobster Belt. Sand Dollar Check. Suicidal Gu||9/4/2009||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit07 - Photorealistic Hippo Mouth||Miklops. The Brain of Dave. Ice Cream, Sugar, Cake, Yeah! The dog garbage-farted. Putting the dude missile in the lady airport. Naked High Fives. Pigs can play Mortal Kombat. Bee loves Babe. The gorillas don't wear shoes. Getting to school via trees. Otte||8/17/2009||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit06 - Jelly Bean Time Out||A collection of bits from the cutting room floor. Throw the computer in the cat box. Bee's scary Hitler facts. Kazam! Giraffe Modem. Bones are a food group. Mike's intervention. Bee puts baby feet on her face. Mike fake eats a taco. Burrito Cowardice. Swo||8/4/2009||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit05 - Birthday Decoupage||A baby shows up. Hornless Three Week. A uterus with a view. Stale Eggs. Mike's pet womb. Space Flowers. Bee's terrible driving. Galactic Cyclops. Nasal Museum. Bee versus the booger. Mike's Birthday Song. Dave diffuses a stress bomb. Comic Book Decoupage.||7/28/2009||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit04 - Thinking About Wizards||Mike's Hobbit feet has hair on it, too, not just smell. Bee shoots Mike's horse. Mythical beast assignments. Dave is a majestic Pegasus. Minotaur fanny pack. Dave is enchanted by wizards. Mike is a fern. Superhero team. Jellybean crash! Bee's Jem babies||7/20/2009||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit03 - Mud On Your Jellies||Dave's boring life. Pony-o! TEETH! Bee, Dave, and the IROC-Z. Girlfriend in a fridge punches Dave. Mike's sadness diary. Sex Serpent, LALALA. Shark teeth. Fowlies. Go to down. Neurotic fantasies. Ghoul of Gouda. Kathy Smith's sexless marriage. C***h for h||7/13/2009||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit02 - Rattlesnake Jump Rope||I'll be your friend for a sandwich. Walls are essential. Fresh in, fresh out. Gay Pride parade. Weapon of ASS destruction. What’s a “ruhcoon”? Perfume is stupid. Turtles run away. Bee makes animal noises. Unicorns are real. Supergirl is still hot.||7/4/2009||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit01 - Happy Alarm Clock, Sugarbuns!||Crab for a crab. Strawberry Rocket Popsicle! "Eat some cake while I shave my balls." Batsack. Beautiful capybara nipples. Jimmithy. Mike takes the chicken out of its yard. Excruciating Hurricane. Bee impersonates Winston Churchill. We are: Slug, Floppy Di||6/29/2009||Free||View in iTunes|
||Explicit00 - Rad Triad||Goat Armorall. Mike is fashion forward. "Bamf! I'm over here!" Buffalo matches. Triumvirate. Baby Freckle and Queen LaBeefa. Bee gets hysterical about being Mexican. GUACAMOLE! Brazil exports snakes and eagles. Mike gets a 24 on the FEMCAT.||6/22/2009||Free||View in iTunes|
Intimate & Hilarious
You'll laugh, you'll do a double take, and then you'll cry... from laughing. I love this and think Bee should have her own section: 'What's Bee Eating Now?' followed by 'Animal Sounds'. These guys are great friends and listening to the podcast brings you into their world for about 30 minutes every week.
For those who like anything random and fun, this is a podcast for you. I love the balance between Dave's grumpiness (making him my favorite), Mike's geekiness, and Bee's zaniness. Keep up the good work.
Bring fresh underwear.
The first time I listened to Dinobrain!, I laughed so hard I soiled three pairs of underwear. The next time, I tried to take precautions against the same thing happening by not wearing underwear. I ended up ruining my favorite Z-Cavaricci balloon pants, the living room couch, the carpet and the drapes. The third time I wore only a toga and blew a hole right through the wall in my study and nearly took out the mailman. So be careful. And always wear a condom. Unless you're having sex, because it totally ruins it. They're very restrictive.